Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, the numbers? I wouldn’t worry about the numbers.

I know! A girl! You've got it!

No, man, you don't own the beach.

We're already evacuated! We can't evacuate any further!

What did he name the girl? "Denise." The doctor says. "Oh. Actually that's not that bad. What about the boy?" "Denephew."

Forget what colour your car is?

And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers.

Hi, douche bag.

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?

Unit 91, come in, 91. Unit 91, come in, 91.

S M I L E Everyday

That’s alotta booze

- I turned it off just after- - Ah, waiter. There you are.

He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold.

Do you know how fast you were goin?

- Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?

What takes authors so long to publish a book? We can’t stop editing & adding to the storyline.

We show you the funny.

Tap this thing!

Look who's talking denim dan

- Now don't give me any lip.-It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.

AP ........ Doing something new in ap I'm freaking' out, man.

Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting.

you boys like mexico

porphyryovtyre, if you were my son

They can't get fucked any farther!

I can't ducktape it I already ducktaped it

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What if she breaks her foot on your property?

When your parents ask you how to use a vape

Hey. Stop jumping on the bed.

have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up.

- He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good.

Now you stop laughin' right meow!

You Don't Want Us Turning Into Pumpkins.

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says they won't pay me my 11¢.

What are you? The weed police?

- Huh. That'll happen. - That will happen.

- Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah.

Licence and registration, horse fucker! Neeiighhh!!

ALMOST MADE IT.

I told you I was in a very deep sleep.

- She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey.

I TOLD YOU.... IT WAS THOSE KIDS WITH THE WRENCHES.

All right, all right, all right.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

I mean a murder on the Highway… I mean a murder at 27 Charles Street

- This is so good- - This is kind of awkward.

Runt smells Riley's ass Runt smells Riley's ass.

I CAN’T TANK ANY HARDER

Hey, I'll touch you

he already quit he can't quit any harder

I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "alot" again

Littering and, uh-

Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing.

What's Thorny going to say, Rook?

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER...

Trying to find retrieve drivers

Lock and load Rahmathorn, let’s kick some tail!

Get this. You’re William Yard..Ya

Thought you said it was US open week.. yaa Mott tried to call ya, but um

You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing?

- We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em!

You there! GOAT fucker! Do you need assistance?!

Hey That’s my meme

Fucking Masters brooo!

hand over your license and registration.

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

Am I saying "meow"?

Yeeeee-hoooooo!

Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.

I could have sworn you said "meow."

In the black and blue light

I'm going to show you where the wild goose goes.

Am I jumping around all studio Ghibli like from film to film?

Nobody? Okay running EOD

Can't make em speed.

Easy chad. Easy chad! Easy chad!

Clear out of here. All of you.

Don’t forget to cup the balls..:

God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China.

That’s… That’s not really cool man

YEAH CHIEF, I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

canadian goose, assholes!

Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby today! Whaaaaaa?

Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers...

What's up, dirty dogs?

I already cleaned the fiber Clean the fiber even more

HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY

What the fuck is this?

Crowder, huh? Almost made it.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap!

Canadian CMIs, Ah.

It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Shit! This rig sucks!

It's really funny, cap. It's Afghanistan immolation.

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip The next guy that asks about “Ph”

THEY CAN’T ANTI-GUN ANY FARTHER!

She's not my cousin

- I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod.

Century, huh? Almost made it

I'll see you at the hospital, honey girl! Thank you! Muah! And by the way, To be continued.

I’ll pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans.

I’m pulled over already! He can’t pull over any further!!

Please be cautious when meeting people on the internet. Lütfen internet üzerinden insanlarla tanışırken dikkatli olun.

Explaining to Sgt Goldner How I always find contraband on Solan's unit

How the hell should I know?

Thanks for coming to my winter bow show I sure had fun I hope you did too

I'm cool. I'm cool.

Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

If you'd like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five.

I don't want a giant waffle cone. i want a goddamn sugar cone!

How you feeling there, Mac?

Hello.\nYa'll like pairing?

we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco.

So I'm gonna need that $20 buck Whenever you get a chance

They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station.

Only in Baltimore

You mean Shenanigans?

- What did you find out at the weigh station? - My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg.

Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible.

Why couldn't they chug ketchup?

HELLO, SHIRLEY.

Evil shenanigans.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says they won't pay me my 11¢.

You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude

That’ll happen. That will happen.

Cap You know I'm not a big birthday guy

Okay, why don't you just sit in the middle, buddy?

Jay <——- ———> the rest of Baltimore Once Adley is traded

Elon Im gonna need that 130 buck when ever you get a chance

SEE IF THEY GOT ANY BANANA FOSTER

Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me.

Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack.

But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you.

They can’t lump us in with that forkin’ martian.

Oh look, a bar of soap

Evil shenanigans.

How about a little pep?

nobody owns the fish its gods fish

Quit your day job

Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think.

We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in.

Edge Of Reality Virtual Fatality

Leaving us for the Big10, eh? Almost made it.

Do you like boy's Engage auto Responders?

"Leederacola." Do we make leederacola?

you boys like mexico?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "points."

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work?

Let's go, Mr. Galilkanolkus.

See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?!

and put a cap in that pig's ass.

For an emergency fund-raiser. So-

Do it Matt. Make him look like a dick.

- What? No games. - Don't bullshit me.

What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Now you stop laughin' right meow!

Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um...

Who wants a moustache bump

You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything.

Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in.

It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head.

License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk!

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

That is… frightening?

OH, SH*T! I GOT YOU GOOD, YOU F****ER!

BUT WHA-LITERALLY, WHAT I SAID WAS, "YEAH, SURE, SIR."

Trust me, bro. There's nothing there.

Mold me! Mold me!

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy That says, "khazarian fake jew"

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says tilt

When they try to take more freedom away

There Was A Time We'd Take A Guy Like You Out Back And Beat You With A Hose. Now You've Got Your GodDamned Unions.

Phoo! Now, we're done having sex! Now, let's put our clothes on before we get in trouble by my dad! Okay!

Just light the goddamn thing

- Mac, I need you to take- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you!

What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already?

More along these lines

Are you saying "Meow"?

OH, WHAT THE FUCK?

Monday Huhhh? ... almost made it

What some Republicans have said to Trump

- Glamour pet. No dice. Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise.

if you put it back over here.

Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush.

You crapped on my heart!

Bills are #1 Bills are #1

Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio.

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread

as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned-

(Bill Sobs Loudly) Okay, Riley. Let's a sex begin!

Plain White T How’s the view from behind me bitch!

IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME TIME!

He does?! Oh my god!

And you guys are drunk, and unarmed.

- No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada.

You know how fast you were goin'?

- Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it.

Come At Me Bexy..!!

rollerblade huh? almost made it

You can’t lump me in with those Martions

Can we get an MDF Its for a partner nation.

Who wants a mustache ride?

I've already extended my warranty I can't extended it any further

Craigleigh Dr, huh? Almost made it

How you feelin’ there, Mac?

self righteousness is a stinky cologne

I don't think that's such a good idea Ribe

Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.

when you try to cross the border for the 10th time Modesto huh? Almost Made It

I was 'bout to pull out my 9 and put a cap in that coyote's ass

Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'cause you know it's not gonna last.

now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't..

Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay.

- Roger. - What the hell's that all about?

Sing it again rookie biatch

Another detention deputy? What are you guys multiplying?

Passing out on the couch, huh? Almost made it.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world? Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?