Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna pay you, but I shouldn't. Because goalies are bullshit

And that was the second time I got crabs

Who? That creepy kid with the lisp?

US. China Who is your leader?

It's already groomed It cant groom any farther

O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and-

It's already white!

I'll take a chinchilla

- Give me six Schlitzes. - No Schlitz.

Used to be we’d take guys like you out back and beat em with the hose... Now you got your goddamn unions

First wood sign

He's a mean dog barkin' in the dust and the dark

Mr. Commies in my goddamn fruit conglomerate Cesar Chavez.

Who’ll bust heads on the highway

Baby, I’m gonna Butter your bread

Don't forget to cup the balls.

Gotyou good fucker!!

I'll take a chinchilla!

- Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks.

Well, did you tell her anything?

So we think there might be some kind of connection.

Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

My lights are up all the way!!! He can’t raise the lights any farther!!!

This episode called “Do You Want Kids?” I think it’s time we had the talk.

Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one.

- No. No. - Am I drinking' milk from a saucer?

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS.

- Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic.

to the death of fun....again

When Riley starts recording, and starts twerking once again with her new phone! Song: no tears left to cry by Ariana Grande. And stops recording. That was 2 minutes. Riley sends to her YouTube. Bill checked her video about Riley twerk. Bill turns red. And then yelled: RILEY, YOU GOTTA FUCKING EXPLAINED TO VIDEO! After Riley tells. I twerked! Bill dies.

they already cut rates!

Where is the burglar

well welcome to portcullis castle for a special mystery edition of AFHVS? is that right? yes. last week's winner was:isa so i wonder who it'll be this week. here's a funny clip for a clue as to what. hey don't poo in the urinal (farts) (plops) plobolupe! borieutir!

that's a lot of dimp

Teacher? Teacher!

I'll be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age.

- Yeah. - That's a lot of booze.

When Stewie & June started recording, Stewie smells June's ass. And then Stewie thinks June's butt is cute. Before sex. June whispers: I love you, June! And then June kisses Stewie's cheeks. 7 minutes later, June and Stewie done having sex. And then June sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.

And those cannabis bags in our truck...

- Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good.

Governor Fuckhead."

Asking new pilots to drive retrieve

So im gunna need that $275... you know, whenever you get a chance

(Riley Screaming) Pack all your shit!!! YOU'RE OUT!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Throw him the heat. Bring it on.

- Candy bars! - Littering and-Littering and-

There are no male officers around?

Large iced caramel swirl It’s for a cop

Knowledge adventure

A GSR team? What're you guys multiplying? Yeah, if they could figure out which hole to stick it in!

Yeah, I will tell you.

Desperation is a stinky cologne

Virus Panic "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"

- Sorry. - Sorry.

Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells.

That’s a cool Winnebago!

I’ll pistol whip the next person who says we need a wire puller

You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Harrison.

SRO shoes at PHS The Chief questioning it

"I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you.

LITTERING AND...

A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'?

YEAH, CHIEF, I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

¡Con un trienio ya no soy un pollete joer!

Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!

(All characters and voice crying except Howard) Brobee: Nooo! YARN Memes! He’s… DEAD!!!

GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN

Extend…Extend…

Playoffs, huh? Almost made it.

In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat.

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

Yeah! Yeah! 113... 113 fucker!

I told you it was those kids with the wrenches. Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...

Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

you smell something rabbit? ...poopcoin

DEAD ON ALL MORNING

Here we go again- What the fuck?

Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who posts “smells like bitch” before the game ends.

- What the hell's he doin'? - I got something'.

I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE."

LITTERING AND, UH

Only you, Farva, can make a grown man blush.

- Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right!

let play super mario kart

- Did you pick me because you could manipulate me?

You’re a sick motherfucker Mac

Make your first move.

Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird.

I don't want a small block displacement I want a goddamn liter of powah!

I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

Sorry the Greenlands are used to driving on the autobahn

What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down!

Never shit a shitter

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need $378 buck, you know...

I told you it was the kids with the wrenches

- To the death of fun. - Here's to you guys.

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "pole"

Berkeley, huh? Almost make it.

Tijuana-Gringo-Oner-Fiver-Zero.

SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS.

Nah, we just parked it across the street.

Who wants friend pickles?

It is?! Oh my god!

I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN WITH THOSE THIN LITTLE BIRD LIPS YOU GOT THERE.

We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement.

YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT...

When they cross one too many boundaries

DISREGARD THAT RABBIT

Afghanistanimation!

i mean to give you a dose of your own medicine is out of the question and i just farted. excuse me. (toilet door farts) oh that's better! now fess up! well ok here's $5 out of the mcdonald's budget. darling cough up.

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And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back.

Better than the crap you pull, Mac

- Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on?

Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

Okay. This is my last offer.

How you feelin’ there, Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!

i know that ants , i know that

I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time.

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir."

SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!

- Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo...

LITTERING AND, UH..

I swear to god I’m going to pistol whip The next guy who asks about “oh”

Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now.

and I'm Rod Farva-Rod; car Ramrod.

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

You boys like mobile rides?!?

Ninety-one, are you there?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! TWO-BY-FOUR!

GIMME A, UH, LiUTER

Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out-

Banned For Littering and smoking the reefer

I can't make'em test Seriously...

I am all that is gout

Or you'll light my ass on fire?

What if there's a naked girl on the beach?

Don't think meow

You’re a sick motherfucker Mac

Oh look, it’s a bar of soap

we're heading to Canada

103 meters to the exit, huh? Almost made it.

You boys like Iran?

- It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is...

Evil shenanigans …

HE CAN SHAME ME

That’s my doll.

Unit 71 Come In, Do you need my assistance?

So I’m going to need that money… whenever you get a chance…

You're not Mexican?

Serena shoots Shane's face with a shotgun, but she misses. 911, what's your emergency? Hello, this is Shane Smith. It's my ma, she's gone insane, and she's trying to kill me! Okay, we'll try to deal with this as soon possible, Please remain calm. Thank you.

Who wants a Bulkowski I DO .....I Do....I DO

Balls This is offered

NO! YARN MEMES! HE"S FUCKING DEAD!!! THAT YARN MEMES IS FUCKING DEAD!!! OH MY GOD, YARN MEMES NO!!!!

GREETINGS. HA-HA!

Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail.

Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown?

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya?

Yes. All you need to do is push, push, push!!! Is it a boy or girl?

I want one! I do

Kevin Carden I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”

He #$@*#@ started it!

January, huh? Almost made it.

Fuck You, Bluey & Bingo!

YARN Memes Teacher? YARN Memes Teacher!

HEY YO, WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY?

IT's already white listed we can't white list it any further!

I've already followed you. I can't follow you any harder.

Tower During 43’s Go-Around

Well, where were we?

All this for a noise complaint?

- Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back?

Do we look like the two dumbest PAs in the world to you?

Don't forget to cup the balls.

We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move.

Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us.

Don't forget to cup the balls.

And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?

- Shit! - Is there a problem, officers?

So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight.

What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road?

So, wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians?

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

These boys get Trey's award winning chili in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

liter of premium, do we make liter of premium?

Gimme a liter of soda soda is for savers

Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right?

Retirement eh? Almost made it.

All right, how about "Cat Game"?

He strangles her and puts her face in pig food?

New Orleans huh? Almost made it

He’s already approved it He can’t approve it any further

Doeby-wan, do you need my assistance?

Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock 'n' roll!

I was failing chemistry! You're out of the house!

I’m All Callaway

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

A good CSM Doesn’t know why he does anything

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU GET ANY LEADS TODAY?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Cheetah"

No, a-are you- You're screwing him too.

- I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage?

But if we're right, you can be a hero.

And that was the 2nd time I got crabs

Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir.

Look man, any other day id give you this light Since you bought me a hooker

Were actually off call Monday and were trying to make it a no call week?