Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a good feelin' about this.

TAG 'EM, AND BAG 'EM.

Freeze, motherfucker!

You are a total and complete fuckhead!

- What's up? - Guys.

Whatever’s free

Whats the name of that spelling game you like? You mean Worlde?

Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D.

We're already sending it He cant' send it any further

- It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus.

give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene.

Hey, what happened over there?

Before sex, Riley, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Is that... Bye-bye phone!

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

In the back of Moms Odyssey on the way to the comp

Antonio, Do you know why we pulled you over? Because I was driving Way Too Fast

Same sheet... different day, huh rabbit?

I LOVE BASKETBALL!!

All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens...

How you feelin' there, man? Good enough to get a 745!

Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back.

Trest? That will happen... That will happen...

Hey, good lookin'. You catch any wokes today?

Get off of me! Get off!

We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay.

Nobody? Ok no Springs.

GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!

$2.99, Howard. Whatever, YARN Memes? Just get over it, it’s a stupid game!

The local mothers are running protection for 'em.

I’m sorry officer for the human rights violations

is the raptor? is the bronco?

Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time!

- damn it. Every time.

JBE already wrecked it He can't wreck it any farther!

You mean shenanigans?

Oh Hell Give Me the GDamn Soap

I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?

You wanna go? You smell pretty - You wanna take one?

Why don't you guys split it?

Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, Eric

I feel like a real cop again

I don't get it. Domino's?

who's filling in for tammy faye bakker? terrance mcnut.

No, I won’t, Howard. I’m gonna cut myself. YARN Memes, put the knife down.

- Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it.

Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop.

Okey-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot.

YEAH.. THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

Quit your day job Tell 'em all to fuck off

they get a little angsty in their pantsy.

who wants a threebie?

When I have extra bands on my western

they think I'm Meehan

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."

Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this.

Bought the dip buy the dip

Chicken It’s for a white boy

Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.

- I think she's your only hope. - Hello.

So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls.

You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?

I Vant one! I Vant One! I Do! I do! I do! Yeah!

Divorce hearing tomorrow

I don't know, get a different job?

Come and get me, Mac.

monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy.

perhaps some spaking or cuffing is in order

It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.

- Big Bear - He's iron tough

We’re already in jail We can’t be any more in jail

Get your pink slip Quit your downtown

Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back!

No, we don't know where he is, but-

You're a Sick Motherfucker Mac

Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?

Do the math Make him look like a dick

Yeah sure, sir.

When you hear sirens but you didn’t do anything

WHERE YOU BOYS HEADED?

Get ready Megan

God Damn Straight You right Boss

(Bill crying) I miss my wife! I C-- C-- can't believe Riley kills her!!!

every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts...

You Wilf Carter will vomit

Foster, you're on duty.

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WITH TWO TACOS AND NO GUACAMOLE.

Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo.

BUFFERING AND .....

It's a good move, Cap.

Get out of the car.

Extract Huh…? Almost Made It

And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago...

Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it

All right. Here's what I'll need.

- for some French fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine.

- Sure. I was just- - Good morning.

She could Sunami

He can't get on the ground any farther

I know we don’t like each other I like you.

Opening day, dude!

- That's my car. - Grady!

LITTERING AND, UH..

I’m the boss damn it Don’t be mean to me

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?

PRVATE GROUP DUDE!

Who wants a bustache ride?

Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod?

He’s already joined Sir! He can join and farther!

You want to know why I pulled you over?

What in hell's gotten into you guys?

What are you, the meme police?

- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan.

Kansas City, huh? Almost made it

Can’t stop em all guys Well, could you start trying?

on 323, uh, Karuna Street.

Well-Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over?

Sorry-ass local cops.

never shit a shitter!

Grow a moustache, why don't ya? Hey, I haven't shaved in 2 weeks

Dont forget Relax your throat

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Get that back door covered you dirty man

Awesome thread, Farva

There's Canadian markings on that plane.

You there... uh... COUCH FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

So much of my authority is derived from the power right here...

Now you've got your god damned unions.

Don't forget to trim that cap, John.

But you were starting to think about it.

A trooper with an attitude

- But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration.

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

[ Man On Speaker ] Pull the vehicle over!

Nobody own the swans. God owns--they're God's swans.

IT’S ALREADY PRELOADED HE CAN’T PRELOAD IT ANY FURTHER!

We’ve already set it off! We can’t set it off any more!!

Come and get it.

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

Most parents reading statement from Gov. Dewine “Due to Coronavirus I’ve ordered all schools to observe a 3 week spring break.

When there's leftover vegetarian food that was ordered for 1 person

Who wants a goth girl?… I do! I do!!

I Swear To God, I'll Pistol Whip The next guy That says Morbin'

WHATEVER'S FREE

- How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy.

But there's something funny in the air.

You'll light my ass on fire?

- Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember-

Ummmm... TELL ME THE GODDAMN TRUTH!!!!

Who wants COD? Nobody? Ok, no COD.

Did I miss that weigh station?

Oh Miners..... I'm an idiot

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They're shenanigans are cruel and tragic

Unit 71 come in, do you need my assistance?

I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next person to say “goals”

Ohhh ho ho I got you good you @&/$!!!

Ha! I just lost a buck… To myself!

You’re sick man

Someone got a little too excited At their husband's work party

Nobody? Okay no golf.

- Chief! - Put a bullet in him, Grady.

Make me a burger, rookie biatch

What are you thinking about ripping paper?

When 5x turns in a flyer And says i5s finished

But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21...

I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh...

Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?

Sup, bone diddlies?

- but I think you can do ten. - Ten?

YO, WAIT, THAT'S TODAY?

Is the cat… Is the guy…

What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance?

Same Shit Different Day, Huh Caleb?

NOW, DID YOU SAY, "YES, SIR"?

Seems more of a game warden thing to me.

- I'm goin' for a drop. - Just opening the window.

Liter is French for stop fuckin bringing in ortho cases to the ED

Me as a parent reading Gov. Dewine’s statement Due to Coronavirus all schools will closing schools for 3 weeks. Sincerely,,

Minnie's winter bow show

You order the keg of st. anky?

I really need to know about your side of the investigation.

Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it

Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob. Easy, Rob.

Now you got your goddamn unions. Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

Do you want me to hold the spit?

Don't forget to cup the balls.

License and registration chicken raper!

Canada, huh? Almost made it.

Don't spit in that cop's burger.

here's your playlist

Or your going to light my ass on fire

Move that gigantic cotton candy!

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS 5600

This is not gonna work, knowledge adventure

Wazzu’s number one!!!

You Boys like Mexico???

She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen.

- "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - I think you get a star.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says they won't pay me my 11¢.

Explaining RULE LOGIC TO A QA ENGINEER ...

- Rabbit, run. Gun. - And, John...

Who wants a Bederow letter? I do…I do….. I do!!!!

Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck.

Enhance. Enhance.

Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field.

- Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly.

Bear-Bear-fu**er!

When your kids ask you why you embarrass them everyday in front of their friends

Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

I'm already zoomed out I can't zoom out any further!!

- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy.

I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee.

Nobody? Ok, no kickers.

Run the fucking ball and… Run the fucking ball and…

Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what...

- No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around.

Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im!

100 years? Almost made it.