Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.

You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there!

His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh- No.

We're having an outtage.... I wrote it down Oh Yea, I forgot

You're talking about shenanigans, right?

Aaah!!! Dad!!! I'm telling you!

Antonia Dreykov was born to General Dreykov, leader of the Red Room Unlike many other young girls, whom Dreykov would encounter throughout his life

and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.

Do you… Do you wanna have kids? Ugh! I don’t know. I don’t think so. I just can’t!

Sober as a bird

I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.

They did??! Oh my God!

- Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on.

Denim Dan! Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

(Runt's Inside Riley's Ass) (Riley Sniffs Runt's Ass

So, about my field time.

How you feeling there, man? Good enough to get a 745!

swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "cheese curds."

My hands are tied! It's all over the police band!

You Know I'm Cool, But I Can Take No Responsibility For These White Devils

Too much on that tablet, Chevy.

I’m the boss. You can’t be mean. Do what I say

I mandate everyone stay home for at least another month, sincerely..

WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE! WE ARE! WE ARE!

I’m, I’m already efficient, man! Efficient farther, man!

I'm all highway.

How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra...

Gimme a 3 liter of bronco

Your shutdown continues.

Is there maybe something I can do for you? Or maybe my wife...

Don't Forget to cup the balls

I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it!

Too much on that tablet, Chev Chev. Eeeee!!!

YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?

Is there maybe something I can do for you, Or maybe my wife...

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM...

Oh, shit. Look who's here.

WITH TWO TACOS,

Hey, you there! Couch fucker, Do you need our assistance?

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER..

- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?

Brian? Okay, no Ron Swanson Funko Pop

Hey! Bear Fucker!

You Boys like the Bubble!

And you better believe that Grady and his goons...

Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse'

Good enough to Fuck your muthaaaa!!!

It does? Oh, my God!

- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack.

- Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio.

Remember when you said I should buy a lottery ticket? So Imma gonna need like 30 bucks... Ya know.. whenever you get the chance.

Can't catch the Rabbit.

You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude

Nobody owns the water,it's Jod's water

No, Thorny. I barely had a job before.

I can't make history speed, Cap Try hiding.

No, I mean- I do like Foster, but I-

Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it.

"And give your men my best.

YEAH? THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

- What, are you guys drunk? - No!

Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom.

Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun.

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And that was the second time I got crabs.

Oh, well. You don't know? You get out of my house, right now! Okay! I'll tell you!

Casino le Fantastique?

Roger, checking!…

Nobody owns the water. Biden owns-It's Biden’s water.

- I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap.

Kings lose? Okay, no beam.

- Oh, shit! - He killed the cops!

See! Where'd you learm that, Cheech? Drug School?!

Thanks. You bet.

Maybe we should take another look?

And grow a goddamn mustach, why don't ya?

HE KILLED THE COPS!

IM ALL BIT TEAM

Awesome prank Paul… Better than shit you pull Max

Couch. Couch Fucker!

Follow LincsonMusica

I’ve already cut maintenance Cut maintenance further, man!

You don’t weigh in You don’t wrastle

Nobody? OK, no 2.0.

- No, why would I? - Exactly.

He’s utterly swagless!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

I've already peed as long as I can...i can't pee any longer.

I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”

I can’t be offended any farther

I AM LEGITIMATE LAW ENFORCEMENT, GODDAMMIT

Virus Panicked "We are gonna be just like Italy" America "We are already staying inside, we can't stay even more inside"

Renata WTF the Amazon Prime is Off!

I THINK HE SAID "YEAH, SURE"

All right. Who wants a Three-way?

Eight miles, huh? Almost Made it.

Give me a liter of cola

We’re gong over the border to Canada For some French fries and gravy, Sir

You Know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man.

She could sue me.

and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true.

Awesome prank conti

Awesome prank, farva.

I’m cop, god damnit, I get to bust criminals It’s what I gotta do!

- Go on. Make mama proud. - All right.

Do you know why I pulled you over? Ya, we were driving way too fast

Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans?

You better watch your ass

What are your cells, eight by eight?

We are the Spurbury police!

You ready to get that 'rona?

A GENTLEMAN NEVER ASKS

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."

- Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey.

We’re Already upgraded. We can’t upgrade any farther

Jay <—— ——> the rest of Baltimore Once Adley is traded

Anyone watch the NLDS? No? Ok, no NLDS.

broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?

I do! I do! I do!

Yeah, you only got one. WHY?!?!

I don't want it!

I CAN’T THANK ANY HARDER

Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

- Every time. - Finish it up.

So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.

PRIVATE GROUP DUDE!

- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh.

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

I would have smothered you by now.

This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?

He's already patched He can't patch any farther!

I will believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

you smell something rabbit? poopcoin!

You orderedthe keg of St.Anky? OH.GOD

What’s up boys

100 years huh? Almost made it.

You're a sick mother fucker Sergio

Ah, titties. I’m an idiot.

Now I'm gonna leg this, though I shouldn't

This shit is fuckin' crazy.

Hakeem Jeffries

Hey, what’s wrong? My friend YARN Memes died.

You’re a sick motherfucker, Mac

- You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot.

What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?

Get back in the car!

Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust!

You are a sick motherfucker Mac

today is the worst day of my life!

After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude

- I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

Y’all are talking about metal, right?

Tag em' & bag em'

Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny.

No! She's barely 13 years old! This is my only hope!

We’re going over the border For some French fries and gravy, sit

Oh, I love you, too, Runt! The End!

Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now.

Excuse me one second! No?

Good Enough For Me

Imma need four rocket honchkrows When you get a chance

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says “The New Normal”

Sam burns and…? Sam burns and…?

I don't get it. Tacos?

Happy thanksgiving Chicken fuckers!!!!

I’m a cop god damnit

Jack your tits!!! Sir my tits are jacked, I can’t Jack them any further

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the Next guy that says “SNOW”!

Pokerchat again

Their robot butler tries to keep them in line But no

I want one! I do! I do!

I'M SORRY, BRUCE.

I’m All Highway

Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here.

You boys like the heart of the sun?

- You're cool, man. - I am cool.

AND, UH. LITTERING AND?

Thanks for washing my car, Rook.

This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula.

Nobody? Okay running EOD

That’s what happens When Dan gets that syrup in him Works with Dicks too!

- You go, girl! - Foster!

All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here.

I'm Already following you, I can’t follow you any more!

Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch.

Gimme, a, um, liter of cream

Here they- Here they come.

thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..

- Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now?

for "give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips."

- Are you okay? - Yeah, sure.

It stinks like sex in here

I swear to god Ill pistol whip The next person who says snowflake