Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because I know I wasn't speeding.

God! We should have known.

never shit a shitter Lady in blue comin through!

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

We're already shorted 1000x! We can't short it any farther

I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple And smells like rainbow sherbet!

- All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah!

When Runt & Riley started recording, Runt smells Riley's ass. And then Runt thinks Riley's butt is cute. Before sex. Riley whispers: I love you, Runt! And then Riley kisses Runt's cheeks. 7 minutes later, Riley and Runt done having sex. And then Riley sends to her friends. Her dad checked her YouTube video of having sex. He reported her YouTube video.

- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired.

You’re a sick mother fucker Mac

You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot...

It must have been my sixth- or even my seventh sense.

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Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket

You don't know? How many men have you been with? One! I don't know.

- Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh!

SO YOU ARE OKAY THEN?

Snow in the Springs Huh? Almost made it

Im already going bro...

AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN...

Now Things Are Getting Kinky.

Holy shit. This is-This is-This is- Don't look. Don't look.

Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops?

He's already subscribed! He can't subscribe any farther!

- He don't take no guff He's Big Bear

I just must have dazed out and well-

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER

That's my girl! Grady!

before using his equipment in the field?

- We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.

You boys like Defcon

Smashed Avo. It's for a cunt.

I can't reshape?! Sir, I'm already reshaped!

Give me six schlitzes

Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now.

Like, naked in a dream embarrassed?

She’s not my cousin

give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Now he's readin' your rights

What? I can’t do it, I’m sorry. I can’t, I just can’t!

I'm gunna need that 50 bucks So ya know

What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?

did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most."

- and banana peels, lots of banana- - Foster?

Where’d you learn that Cheech? Drug School?

I’m a cop, goddamn it! I got my own car now!

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "HAZOP"

Only you bell, could make a dark man blush

Nobody owns the linkshells man! thats god linkshell

Did you walk clean comin' through

Chop, do you need assistance?

I’m Not Sure You Can Fit Into My Panties?

a good local officer like yourself.

No. Here I go. YARN Memes, what can I do to make you stop acting like this?

If you were my girl... I’d massage your feet every night until you fell asleep

They can't lump us in with that fuckin martian

The taste of holding the line

But you used him.

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'

When your buddy says he played his best round ever

Canada, Huh? Almost Made It.

I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time!

Sorry about that, bro.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

Bye, Riley! A Few Moments Later... By the way, Riley starts singing about Low, A.K.A, Apple Bottom Jeans.

Well I like you

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "ba da ba ba ba"

Cut it out! Do it.

I don’t want oral rehydration, I want a goddamn literally bolus!

NOW, DID YOU SAY "YES, SIR."?

She could arrest me

your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky.

All right, all right. Relax!

I don't wanna get transferred.

- No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

Hail to thee dear old Paroon

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

You know how these boys get when they get those neggy tests in them

So im gunna need that 50 bucks Thats not cool

…Almost made it.

You there! Couch fucker!

Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships?

You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.

We've already shorted it 1000% we can't short it any farther

Up against the car.

- Big Bear - He looks like a rug

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

AWESOME PRANK FARVA

The shrewberries taste like shrewberries.

- What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist.

I don't know, that's all Santa brought. Well, better be something good!

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

A litre of Ginger Beer!

You boys like Defcon

Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.

I'm not sure you've got the required equipment.

She said, “Okipoke.” She’s okey-dokey.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that post wordle

Thought you said Bowl-a-rama?

You mean vergina?

SUNSHINE PUMPER

Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what?

So - I'm gonna need that 295 bucks, whenver you get the chance

UPPER BRACKET HUH? ALMOST MADE IT

SEE, THIS GUY'S GOT THESE BIG OLD POWERFUL LIPS. AM I CORRECT, THORN?

You boys wanna git day 'Rona

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

- A what? - A liter of cola!

I'm growing mine!

I swear to god I'll pistol whip Mouser if he calls a pass

I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman...

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

What’s the significance of this John Pumper fella?

I’m greening out, man

You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend.

He's got a lot of real good friends here.

Sincerely Governor Fuckhead

Annie! (Annie Crying)

- Lick on it. Just lick it or something'. - Be cool, be cool.

Scott, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause you are lucky as shit

- What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A."

- Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know.

I'LL TAKE A CHINCHILLA.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says they won't pay me my 11¢.

Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing.

NEED MORE TENDIES!!!!

Well, Hello Shirley!

So uh…ya know I’m gonna need that 200 buck.

We can't cancel him Any further!

Here's the New Single by Rachel Stevens Sweet Dreams My L.A Ex

So I’m- I’m gonna need that 178 buck Yanno…whenever you get a chance…

WHAT'D YOU SAY MAN?

Curtis is number 1

So I’m-I’m gonna need that 130 buck, you know, whenever you get the chance

Hey Charlie's Angel

We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters.

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole.

IM ALL BIT TEAM

This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open...

Awesome prank Cronti

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

Double baco cheeseburger It's for an ICE chud... I mean "Agent".

Sheriff on Scene RCMP arriving 20 min late

Afghanistan nation!

When the government orders to shut everything down when everything is already shut down

MPs: Where ya going? OC: The box MPs: The box eh? Almost made it

Old enough to fuck your mother

Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer,

Climb up on Uncle Lukes Lap , Marty, Okay?

Where’d you get the Canadian tuxedo?

You didn't do this because you like Foster?

It's called routine police work.

Cause here comes the fun part.. $5 buy in!!!

Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils'

this is no work, oh bob saget

You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people?

Hi. You guys forget what color your car is?

Cooper troopers I’ve got my Kupp

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'..

Due to COVID, I am going to close your business. Good luck, MI! And give your family my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker!

When June starts recording, June put her phone looking her asshole for 10 and 1/2 minutes. And then she gets her phone out from her asshole. And stopped recording. She's a slut girl. When her dad checked her YouTube video of her asshole inside. That goddamn girl. He reported her YouTube account. June got terminated for sexual and harassment.

- Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink.

Well, you're gonna have to.

adv: who wants updates? nobody? Okay, no updates

I swear to God I'll pissed a whip the next guy that post wordle

BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL MAC.

Never shit a shitter!

Nobody? Okay, no raiding

You smell something shark? Rough first quarter..

Remember what we talked about. If anything happens...

When you're someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore

the virus hates the salt.

But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol?

- I don't envy her. - Oh, I do.

Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

-it's Evan Williams. -the virus hates the bourbon.

I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says bespoke

I do! I do! I do!

Will you just order a large, Farva?

Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then.

And now, you come in here talking about...

When you’re working remotely And you both send the morning slides.

Literally what I said was Yeah sure..sir

All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on.

and I need to see some I.D.

You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck

So, you like the taste of Putin?

THERE'S A NEW BILLBOARD.

Whenever you get the chance

License and registration, horse fucker!

You look like the chairman, president, and ceo of levi strauss.

I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod.

Litre O Cola? Do We Make Litre O Cola?

How about a little Pep?

I don't think that's such a good idea foster

I know that Oscar i know that

Good enough for me. You're my man, now.

Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better.

I Can't calm down You Calm Down

Diego Garcia eh? Almost made it.

- Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod."

You're a sick mother fucker Hawko