Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don’t touch Highway Hog

License and registration Turkey fuckers!!!

- Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady?

Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle.

Hey, you there! Bear fucker! Do you need our assistance?

- Shit! - Baby, you rocked me.

What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls...

But you took your anger out on me Instead of Travis

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

I’m already pulled over, and I don’t know how to use Insta

Better get your paperwork in mike

Hey, man. Hey, bro. It's cool, man. They got fired!

It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando?

Ditch it, man! Ditch it!

Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just wanted to let you know...

Nobody owns the water! It’s gods water man.

He’s already upping the punx! He can’t up the punx any harder!

yes snirktraybopdoorkter zenterette? what do you want? i want to renchge the renteresstc in botheville.

we're goin' over the border to Canada,

- I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. - Ah, good investment.

You're a sick motherfucker mac

Aw fuck it, you deal with the hog

What an asshole. Got any I.D. on the corpse?

I do! I do! I do!

Change it! Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

Sincerely President fuckhead

- What you own is sand on the beach, man. - Here. Here, man.

I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.

Hold my snow cone.

- D-Do I look high? - Yeah.

Do I really smell?

So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.

You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

I do! I do! I do!

Goodnight, YARN Memes Teacher. Goodnight, Riley.

HEY, I SAW THAT!

You know what? I gotta go. Let's talk about this later, okay?

I THINK HE SAID, "YEAH, SURE"

You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss.

No offense, bro, but when did you become a player?

We show you the funny.

Smothered me in tzatziki you big dirty man.

License and registration Chicken fucker

I don’t want oral rehydration, I want a goddamn liter bolus!

He’s already joined officer He can’t join any farther!

AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN WITH THOSE THIN LITTLE BIRD LIPS YOU GOT THERE.

I’ll believe it when me shit turns purple

Claim count triangles?

IM ALL BIT TEAM

Rabbert, you're in trouble, okay?

Another boxtruck to fix? What are you guys, growing the business

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

- Good, now. Who wants a shot? - I do.

It's sort of a long story, all right?

Keep your bags packed, John. Let us handle the real police work, huh?

Nobody? Okay no watch party.

What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls...

You know my cum is sticky. That’s more like it. Riley is a slut. Riley did you have sex with your boyfriend? You are a slut.

he could mount me

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?

We've already hired everyone! We can hire any further!

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Nobody owns the water. It’s God’s water.

Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Hey, you there! Couch fucker! Do you need our assistance?

Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies.

When you're someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore

That's not really cool, man.

You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance? Oh yeah! Yeah, yeah, ohhhh yeaaaah!!

NO SCHLITZ. AH, FUCK IT! WHATEVER’S FREE.

Don't forget to cup the balls.

Dont forget to cup the balls.

Uh, who knew it was a stick?

Better get us back to the Jail You dont want us turning into pumpkins!

CAN'T MAKE 'EM BYPASS TRY HIDING'

I don't get it. How are we going to get into the local impound?

WHAT THE FUCK? FUCKIN' TRAITOR!

could do for you to avoid this dilemma?

Riley gets reported on YouTube by her dad. Channel name: Bill's Channel. And his daughter's channel name: Riley's Cool and Awesome Channel 2003 Reason: Riley gets terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines and gets reported by her dad cuz Rilley doing bad stuff like twerking, putting camera inside her asshole and more!

We’re Already been recalled We can’t be recalled anymore

We should have taken him out back and shot him a long time ago.

- Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now. - Until this little incident.

Come At Me Bexy..!! Sue Me Bexy...!!

Desperation is a stinky cologne

WHAT'D YOU SAY MAN?

We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the "Repeater."

Ah, fuck. Whatever's free.

License and registration… COUCH-FUCKER!

So uh…ya know. I’m gonna need that 130 buck. Ya know…whenever you get a chance.

You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

Old enough to fuck your mother

I’m all Uber eats…

They are turned up all the way!!! I can’t turn them up any further!!!

Lookin' good, Rabbit! Now don't move!

The fucking cringe, man!

Bitch girl!!! He knocks on the door. Riley, I know you created another account, and I saw your ass is shaking from Open Season! Boy what the hell bo-- He kicked the door! He said. Gimme that goddamn phone. Let me check your history. He surprised! Is that... PornHub? Bye-bye phone!

Too much screen is bad for the eyes! And that's too much storage!

From those guys over there.

I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says "have you tried downgrading dependencies yet"

Desperation is a stinky cologne

- Yeah. Thanks. - Roger. Holding the spit.

Guess What? Let me guess

It's already Rendered He can't render it any farther

They are maxed out I can’t max them out any further

I swear to God I'll pistolwhip the next guy that post wordle

Im not even home Be More not at home

OH, NO! THAT'S RABBIT'S.

You can't lump us in with that fuckin' martian... Evil shenanigans!

Rabbit, put your game face on.

Some French fries and gravy, sir.. Poutine

Ugly sick son of a bitch I farted in class today

- Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Holy shit!

You gonna light my ass on fire?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

FUCK IT. WHATEVER’S FREE.

It stinks like sex in here

- That's this address, ma'am. - Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him.

A what? A litre a ginger beer

It's already downloading. It can't download faster.

- Oh, man. - You'll finally get to shoot someone.

Oh, I think we're pretty well covered, Mr. Mayor.

AND, UH. LITTERING AND..

You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance? Oh yeah! Yeah, yeah, ohhhh yeaaaah!!

I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body.

Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo? Denim Dan

Stinks like NASDAQ in here

Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'?

Who wants a coffee with Chris?

No Rabbit, it’s coming in from Canada! Canadian Grass, Ah!

"A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells"

I’m-I’m already being efficient, man! Be efficient farther, man!

It stinks like sex in here.

Vermont plates-Alpha...

Whoo-hoo Yeah, hoo-hoo

O Tex Ritter will vomit

Used to be we’d take guys like you out back and beat ‘em with a hose... Now you’ve got your goddamn unions!

Which means are balls are this close to the bandsaw

Parking went schizoid. That’s good.

I already bought the dip buy the dip farther man

- Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure."

Yes. (Bill Gasps)

which makes it not content at all, really

The nfl huh? Almost made it.

I don't want a large Farva I want a god damn liter of cola

So after I jimmy the door, I do a quick recon.

Another tattoo group? What, are you guys multiplying?

Damn it! Every time.

If you were my son maxo i would have smothered you by now.

I’m gonna kill myself, Howard. YARN Memes, stop it.

My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg

WELL, I SAID "YEAH, SURE"

That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it?

'Cause I'm gonna start looking for a new job.

We're having fun while playing a ball! Yes, we are! Hey, Riley! Catch!

Do you need me? Do you need my assistance

we're heading to Brewski for some French fries and gravy sir, poutine.

All right, I'm doin' a drop.

Oh no. That’s Billy’s. That one’s Billys.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! A TWO-BY-FOUR!

For $20 I'll call the guy a couch fucker

Get your pink slip Get your pink slip

License and registration, please.

¡Con un trienio ya no soy un pollete!

Look out for these Guys!

Hey, I'll touch you

He can't be More not at home

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma. And woke up, after 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said "You had twins, a boy, and a girl. They're both fine. And your brother named them for you. The woman replies with "No. No! (x7) Not my brother! He's an idiot!

Plastic fake? Decorative fake? What?

Listen to me, Foster. I need to tell you something.

Which means our balls are this close to the band saw.

Whatever’s free! Take it easy Corey.

Taco...taco fucker!!

Thank you, radio.

as a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky-Lucy Garfield.

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "content."

It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.

Hello Forklift Don't call me forklift, security

When Claire tell a me to stick my diaphragm out more…

Mikey’s #1! Mikey’s #1!

We Should Have Taken Him Out The Back And Shot Him A long time ago.

Christ, We look like A buncha pussies!

Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys.

Well, you know, they are speeding.

There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'.

Oh look a bar of soap

Oh, God! Please don't shoot me. I-I'm naked.

See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

And have to be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it.

Nobody? Ok, no pen.

Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops.

You're a sick motherfucker mac

Nightshift Gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shave the spacer

I do! I do! I do!

Nobody? Okay, no cream.

Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?

IM FREAKING OUT MAN

LITTERING AND...

We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next.

Well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo...

I think I'm gonna drop a nut!

- Wait a minute- - What do you want me to do about it?

- All right, all right. Where's the keg go? - Put it in the rec room, man.

I can't make em speed, Cap Try hiding.

I've-I've already assume a role, man! Assume farther, man!

Why didn’t you weigh in? Yeah, why didn’t you weigh in?

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM..

Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go.

What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes.

- Now, don't get puke on it. - Does it hurt?

Who wants to be there? Who wants to be done? I do….I do, I do!

Must have been my 6th Or even my 7th sense

Alberts! Wanna go punch for punch?

Tarmo's number one

THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN THEM

- What about the piece stuck to your shoe? - What about that piece?

- Listen, Foster- - Ursula! I'm naked!

The locals! I hate those fuckin' guys!

yes beryl uwasererette? what do you want? i want to do some nipering in nigeria.

Welcome to Dimpus Burger. May I take your order?

Said you're pumpin' that line You'll never beat it this time

FBI when asked for their surveillance records

But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do.

- Ja. - Hold on a second. Just one second, huh?

that the governor's gonna have to leave early.