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He later stopped off at Morgan. I'd say from all the smiling and palm-pressing...
A player,...
- If that's my plan, it's the first I've heard of it. - Would you put that in writing?
- Yeah, right. - Oh, relax, Roger.
..and to have an attorney present during any questioning.
Zman's Weekend Update "All Clear"
- 19-1/44, -3/8. 5,000. - -3/8 at 10,000.
They're driving us crazy. I got flagged for my blood pressure pills. Can you believe that?
We got the Beezer Brothers. I'm working on the Silverberg boys.
And the beauty is, you already own close to 2%%% of this sucker.
Their analysts don't know preferred stock from livestock. Alright?
Ok. Alright. Election is over. And business is business. Bye Lina Khan.
What an Asshole
microstrategy Put your best clients in it.
You keep on buying. Dilute the son of a bitch!
Why are you doing this? You've worked hard to get where you are.
Just get it.
As much as I wanted to be felt & burns…
Jesus, you could've had a whole beach house for that!
Preferably Lou Mannheim.
- Where would that be? - Upper West Side.
We.know what you’re up to CoolJcookies And you can go straight to hell!!
What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his wallet!
Five minutes.
Darien! Lightning has struck.
Why don't you get dressed? We're going out.
SCP 049
- Some jerk DK'd me. I gotta cover his loss. - Speak English.
Bring Me Information Bud.... Find Where All the High Profit Deals are...
I want you to buy 20,000 of cumRocket...
We got all these damn new computers and young men that are edging me out here.
Lou, I got a sure thing.
Well, life all comes down to a few moments.
Yeah? Well, you take it! Right in the ass, you fuckin' scumbag cocksucker!
If Gordon doesn't buy Bluestar, someone else will. Who's to say they won't do the same?
This is special. Anacott. Paint the tape.
Anyway, I had a mole in Wildman's operation.
Buddy, you'll still be president.
(deep sigh)
Uh, no, sir. I'll discuss that with the account executive, and I'll get back to you.
The minute I laid my eyes on you I knew that you had what it takes.
" Lou? Ripple. I Buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it." Lou? Ripple. I Buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it.
All together, these men sitting up here own less than 3%%% of the company.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
..and, in the process, hanging Gordon Gekko out in the wind to twist?
But, if you don't know, then... you don't know.
You know Marty Weidman?
And he had an ethical bypass at birth.
Mr Harrison, are you aware that we are in the biggest bull market of our generation?
- You always light up when you see me. - Don't start, all right?
you'll have the shortest executive career since that Pope that got poisoned.
I just wanna let you know I've read all about you at NYU Business. I think you're a genius.
- I'll catch up with you. - All right, Charlie.
Ned, I see it at 21-5/8. I Don't Know what to make of it.
What would you say to owning Bluestar Airlines, with union concessions,...
I look at you... and I see myself.
I gave you your manhood! I gave you everything!
You wanna be gobbled up by Attila the Hun, you be my guest!
What's your marketing strategy? How will you return us to profitability?
Robert De Niro As Producer/Wall Street (1987):
- You should know, pal. - Asshole!
Oh! He speaks French already.
..and you're being squeezed to death by the majors.
I'd like to do for furniture what Laura Ashley did for interior fabrics.
What? Will you gimme a break? How was I supposed to know you were in surgery?
Almost.
As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko...
The break-up value is higher. It's worth 80.
Billie! Bring a Molson Lite for the kid!
I am gonna be a giant, an entrepreneur in the ltalian 16th-century sense of the word.
Generant
.
You once told me, don't get emotional about stock, Gordon. Don't.
How do you do, Mr Gekko? I'm Bud Fox.
SPX call buyers today
(Darien shrieks)
Lou? Anacott. I buy. Yeah. Take it and bid it.
We can survive without Gordon Gekko.
MANAFORT STONE CORSI ASSANGE PUTIN TRUMP MUELLER CONNECTS THE DOTS BAGS THE ELEPHANT
It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero-sum game.
Read Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Somebody's go to pay Ain't gonna be me
So long, Carolyn.
No, I can't make it tonight.
We're not fund managers. Churn 'em and burn 'em!
It's nice, if you're on mushrooms.
..as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak.
I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things.
Every Man.Utd. fan to Fred right now...
Considering you brought my mother into it,...
And this is how you fuckin' pay me back, you cockroach!
Let's just say that me and Mr Gekko have a serious conflict of interest.
You wanna be in your sixties still pitching?
Ken? Marvin. Jackson Steinem.
Guys, new chief of Bluestar - Bud Fox.
- What the hell do they want? - I'd be happy to tell you.
microstrategy Put your best clients in it.
Oh, this is very nice. This is very nice.
♫ ("Fly Me to the Moon" by Frank Sinatra) ♫
Not bad for a month's work.
Ollie, I want every orifice in his fuckin' body flowin' red!
I thought Gordon was a tough businessman. He sure has taken a bath on that.
Astonish me, pal. New info. I don't care where or how you get it.
Fair warning, then. Selling for $2,100,000. All done.
WHOO! MARV I JUST BAGGED THE ELEPHANT
..at fifteen and an eighth, three-eighths tops.
* I love you
Pick the dog with the least fleas. Use a stop-loss, so your downside's 100 thou.
How I feel about oil
Matt never sleeps, pal.
I need some exercise, for chrissakes.
If any trouble does arise, you are on your own out there.
I got a little gift for you. It's the new cws buy list. Gordon will be very pleased. What else have you got?
Cuban cigars. Davidoff. His favorite, very tough to get.
- Hey, Gordon! - Georgie! The cellular king! How you been?
No, no, my dear, you've got to diversify.
I just wanna slow down, Bud.
Nice to see you, Gekko!
We are smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running - love.
- You're gonna get bags under your eyes. - Yeah, I had a tough day.
Yeah, nice guy, but he's a loser. He lost all his equity when the firm went belly-up in '71.
Spaghetti! Your mother still makes lousy spaghetti.
How much you need?
There's only a small float. You should grab it. Good for a five-point pop.