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This morning, when I got up, I thought it'd be a great idea
Well, sir, I-- I-- I-- I-- I didn't. Sir, sir.
than I learned in all my other courses.
Uh, l-let's see, lovelorn fry cook in Ocala, Florida
Oh, yeah, yeah. L-let's think about that for a second.
What I'm trying to say is that...
'cause everyone in my family, ahem,
Thank you. [PHONE RINGS]
No, again.
Hey, this is my boss
Thank you, sweethea-- Mm-hm.
I don't know what the hell I'm supposed to look like anymore.
Why'd you have to bring up Margie anyway?
through every decision--
Okay. Ah! Ahhh.
Hey, Dave, you finish that speech?
My-- My English teacher asked me to.
Yeah, that's right, Matthew. Do-do.
Mr. Jimmy James. Hi.
for the leaders of tomorrow, sir?
Man, oh, Manishevitz, did I love that girl.
And that became my "thing."
If you want to. Well, I don't.
to fit in, give up, aim low,
So I show up on the first day,
No. He abhorred a cliché.
Which you continue to do to this day, right?
but here we're a bit beyond that.
we have to put aside intellectual reasoning
You know what, I can help you fix that if you want.
into letting me see a speech therapist.
No, he's not in right now, but could I take a message?
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