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to the kids at his high school.
Oh, that? Yeah, yeah.
Dave has to give a speech
Hello, Wisconsin.
You follow your head.
Forget it. Oh, come on.
Good. F-feeling good about it, really.
and I'm sorry if I hurt you.
On an ape. Max.
Yeah, but I got lucky. What?
Dare to be different. And just do whatever it takes
No, it isn't wonderful, Max.
All the free cheese you could smuggle out in your overalls?
Of course you are, but it's time for your medication.
No, no, not her. You. What about me?
Actually, it might not be carpal tunnel.
Yeah, I--I-- I was a Communications major, Joe.
And then when you were 7 you moved to--
Perfection isn't enough. We need to be superhuman.
[CHUCKLES]
Uh-huh.
Get lost, Max.
Hey, do I have a speech impediment?
Hey, good for you. Okay. Here's my problem.
Okay, four, not everyone in Wisconsin wears overalls.
The campus police busted her for stealing trays.
I'm just trying to help you.
"Shut up." Ssss.
No, I'd be in Area 51 with the big boys.
Well, yes, Dave. Because once you start, you can't stop.
Hey, how's that speech coming?
I know that, Joe.
Aim low-- If I had a college diploma,
Whatever, dude. Have fun with your little speech.
that I wear on the weekends. Mmm.
Fit in.
What--? What is it? "Give up"? "Life sucks"?
serving scrod to those jerks from Harvard.
You tell them-- You tell them to follow your head, all right?
Oh, no, Dave, I-- I-- I did follow my heart.
and to friendship.