Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WNYX newstime: half past 4.
what if your mom talked like that?
Anyway, I-I wanted to pick something
Now go out there and undo what you did.
Help me fix what, Max?
but I've got the speech worked out, okay?
And after 45 minutes with Max, I'm back at the chowder house
What? What's wrong? I'm just telling them to aim high.
Oh, eh, the strep throat again? Oh, Beth?
Thank you. And that's 2:00?
It's a classic example of a sibilant S.
You know what? Um, could you call back
That's the exact opposite
Connecticut. Correct.
Up yours, you loser.
Perfect. I gotta go now.
Could you repeat?
I sure could use a drink though.
Okay-- These people had tough breaks
Some centaurs saw a saucer. Good.
you would have always been left wondering what might have been.
Um, actually, would you mind? No.
Do-do. Poop-poop. [LAUGHING]
If you could act a little bit more like a girl...
JIMMY: Again. "Some centaurs, sir."
Relax, dude. It's gonna be fine.
Sau-cer. Sau-cer.
I think not.
I didn't have time to take it off, so--
Drugs are bad, huh?
and so does my father, and so do my brothers.
Dave, I just put my shoe back on.
Mr. Thernstrom? I'm in the middle of a class.
Oh, man.
Am I a miracle worker or what?