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Profound words. Yes, class?
at the core of her inner self?
I can't believe that you made me all upset here.
Oh, I shoulda known.
You spilled your popcorn. How do you like them apples?
I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
I don't know.
Dave Nelson here from the class of '83.
I wouldn't be wasting my homemade duct tape on--
Um...
or the man-man talking?
[LAUGHS] "Computah."
Because today your cohorts
I'm sorry, don't you mean a "pencil"?
I thought you didn't go to college.
Okay, yes. My mother talks like this,
Yeah, I got you. Did I ever tell you about Margie?
I'll be on you like ugly on a ape.
"Do do."
You know, the plaid skirt and the white tights? Yeah.
Some centaurs--
That's what I said.
And guess what? They're tons smarter than you.
I felt like crying, but I didn't.
[♪]
Something cynical urbanites like yourselves overlook.
like typing too much, right? Yeah.