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I can't believe that you made me all upset here.
I felt like crying, but I didn't.
Dave Nelson here from the class of '83.
I wouldn't be wasting my homemade duct tape on--
at the core of her inner self?
You know, the plaid skirt and the white tights? Yeah.
Yeah, I got you. Did I ever tell you about Margie?
Okay, yes. My mother talks like this,
And guess what? They're tons smarter than you.
like typing too much, right? Yeah.
or the man-man talking?
That's what I said.
I thought you didn't go to college.
You spilled your popcorn. How do you like them apples?
[LAUGHS] "Computah."
Um...
[♪]
Because today your cohorts
I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
"Do do."
I'm sorry, don't you mean a "pencil"?
Something cynical urbanites like yourselves overlook.
I'll be on you like ugly on a ape.
Profound words. Yes, class?
I don't know.
Some centaurs--
Oh, I shoulda known.
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