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and I'm the only person wearing a uniform.
Yeah, that's great advice. Aim low.
Yeah, right.
and faked a medical condition? Yeah.
Thank you, sir. Now I have to start again.
I quit my job. I lit off for Oregon,
Yeah.
Now, when I say "aim high"-- Dude. I gotta stop you there.
or you'll wind up working at the cheese mill all your life."
It's a French word for "do it again".
But I tried talking to Lisa, okay?
Thank you.
And third, a lot of them have good employee benefits.
Greetings, fellow-- And action.
Yeah, but, J-Joe, that's the toughest major you could pick.
So, what's, uh, the problem, huh?
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Can we not bring my mother into this, please?
No one should have to end up like this, Dave.
Those aren't such bad rules to try to live your life by
I don't know.
"Some centaurs saw a saucer."
I just went along with them and laughed,
Isn't it wonderful?
Why not? I-I-- Yeah. Why--? Why not? Why not?
I've seen this before.
Dave, where's Max?
"Ssstop it." Shut up.
and never, ever follow your heart.
with the inimitable sibilant S.
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No. Uh-uh. I mean-- I mean screwing up Lisa's accent so--
just-- Just you shoplift 'em. It's easy.
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It's fine.
Matthew, I have a wicked short fuse today, okay?
Dave, tell them to stop teasing me.
You've done enough damage already.
and I didn't wanna quit my job.
a few words of advice on videotape for them.
On coffee machines and toasters, and--
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