Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ahem. Lisa, could I borrow that? My stapler?

Really, Dave? Uh, like what?

I love it when she says "seesaw".

We were really, really ragging on you hard before.

So how's that old speechwriting coming along, huh?

No. Effeminate man's my limit. Fine, let's go with that.

You must be embarrassed every time she opens her mouth.

But then you sorta lost touch and you always wondered

of what I was gonna tell 'em. Oh, yeah?

have convinced me to tell the kids

Will you call the doctor and get him to see Lisa right away?

I'm not. Me, neither.

Okay? I need you for a little girl talk.

I talked my parents

Okay, that's good. Okay. Good, good, good.

Now, w-when I say "follow your heart",

And I guess we can't all be that lucky though, right?

Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir.

I'll leave you to it. Okay. Again.

she went off to college up in Oregon

"That's not how I sssound." Stop it.

I really didn't--

Okay, Max, first off,

DAVE: Thanks, Beth,

A charlatan who cured you of your Boston accent

Mmm. Popcorn, I see. Good choice.

Swimmingly. Couldn't be better. Don't need any advice.

My English teacher was an inspiration to me too.

Okay, is that the effeminate man talking

Well, great. Thank-- Thank you, Joe.

They are not losers, Max.

What'd you decide--? No!

you know, dodging mortar shells in Southeast Asia.

Not until we have eradicated the sibilant S.

Mr. Thernstrom taught me more

No. It's just that his wisdom

What? Sorry. Force of habit.

Oh, my God, uh, what is that on your desk?

Because if your heart starts talking

that-- That thing again? My computer?

Saucer. Saucer.

so I'll pull her off the air, so you can ask for a raise.

So everyone's laughing at me.