Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, gonna tell me the other day, talking about:

Come on, let me over. Let me over.

Hello? Yeah, I got an urgent message for a nigga named Mr. Willie--

It's Mr. Nasty Time

…Can’t get enough of your Uncle Elroy

Oh, shit, say it again! Say something else! Oh!

Hold on, too much! What's wrong with this window?

Shit, that nigga had me scared. But I held my own, fuck that.

who in here fukin

- That ain't gonna do? How about that? -Uh-uh.

- What up, Mulan? -Hey, wait!

It used to be peaceful around here before they got out.

You know what? if everything's cool, then we'll let you bounce too, all right?

- You family. I love you. -I love you too, unc.

[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING INSIDE]

That freak can't get enough of your Uncle Elroy.

That's a deal. That's what I'm talking about.

Fat little cupcakes and shit.

We cousins, but don't be trying to hook me up...

Hell no. I ain't in it.

What's up with y'all'? I mean, where'd you meet her?

Me at the toilet bowl

JOKER: Let's play some quarters and shit. Hey, don't forget the chips.

Ooh, Lord, have mercy.

We ain't had no pools in the projects.

Hey, young man… You got knocked the FUCK OUT

- Sit your ass down. -Get your finger out of my...

Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work?

Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of activity.

- I love you, man. -Either be smoking or be passing that.

I’m just a bitch ass nigga

Got to lay some ground rules down on you.

A championship FOR DK

- Man, somebody call Jenny Craig. -Hello.

About to start a little puff, puff, give in this motherfucker.

- Ah! What was that? -You don't wanna know.

Why didn't yall do nothin?

[TOILET FLUSHES]

But you know what, the good thing about being out here...

This is the rematch

I almoat spilled my 'yac on this $200 suit nigga..

- Man, you better stop running from that girl.

[WHIMPERING] Joker, I'm telling you, man.

...something you might not never know nothing about.

Yo, Day-Day, somethings going down with those éses across the street.

And today is next Friday, and I still ain't got no job.

Take 20 minutes. I've been pepper-sprayed nine times.

- What you doing? D'WANA: What it look like?

Fuck his shit up. Go on, girl. Hurry up. Hurry up.

Y’ALL CAN’T FUCK WITH THE KING GIF.

JOKER: Business first.

I'm not going first.

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DAY-DAY: Fuck you!

- Yeah, it was about a year, huh? Damn. -Yeah, man.

Why did y'all sit and let her do this shit?

Wait a minute. Ain't your restroom this way?

MAN: Hold on! -Come on, man!

Bus leaves at 11! Take this shit with you!

Hey, Day-Day, where is the other mayate, holmes?

Ohh god damn I done slept my disk

CRAIG: I got your ass! I got your ass!

Go to the right.

And I finally kicked Debo's ass for the first time.

Look at that grass. Stanley's grass look good.

Now who sent you nigga!

- Sell your car. -Sell your mama's car.

No police, no crack heads, no chickenheads, no nothing.

Walk me to the door.

They should be back here any minute now.

Go see what's taking him so long.

- What? What? MAN: Craig's in trouble. I don't know.

I don't know. I think he went in the back to throw away some boxes.

CUSTOMER: Oh, shit.

Saints Stop playing

- Fat bitches need love too, Craig. ROACH: For sure.

[CHEECO SNARLING AND BARKING]

- This shit gonna be off the hook. ICE CUBE: Yeah, yeah.

I was just trying to... I was just trying to help your scary ass.

Money? We came here to borrow sugar from you and some rolling papers.

What's going on around here?

Oh, boy, oh, ooh.

I feel 5 pounds lighter.

You know, I got to live ghetto fabulous. I can't stay here with y'all fools.

- This you? -Yeah, a little something I picked up.

That's what I got this stuff for.

I don't believe this.

But take it easy on my back.

- You paid cash for this, unc? -Cash money!

Golly, what's the matter?

- Damn, unc. ELROY: That's enough! Ow!

I know black people got a lot of sugar in their house.

- Give me my money. Come on. MAN: Just a second, man. Just a second.

That mean we can get high and never come down.

- Wait, Craig. -Huh?

I don't wanna see Elroy's face or smell his stinking breath.

If Day-Day come back, tell him I need to see him...

Stanky booty ass lil boyyy

JOKER: I hear something.

That African might have circled around the block or something.

I mean, I got an urgent message for Mr. William Jones.

What the fuck, stupid?

- Damn. Unc. ELROY: Aah! Come here!

TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE SUPER BOWL.