Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m lookin for a nigga named Mr. Willie Jones
[BOTH LAUGHING]
...and say you have an urgent message for Mr. William Jones.
- He in there a long time. -Yeah, he in there a long time.
That's a nice piece of heat you got there.
[CRAIG GRUNTING]
Ow, shit!
- Well, get along with this one. -Oh, shit. What's his name?
[ALL SNICKERING]
...my pussy rate went "poof."
[ALL CHUCKLING]
Just get the phone. You wouldn't know about this.
I made a deal! All you gotta do is go over there.
-[IN ENGLISH] I like it rough. -Oh, you do, huh?
Say suum else!
- Where am I gonna ride at? -Punk, you walking!
- Damn, you walk fast. -Heh.
I'm gonna show you what happens to putos that take my money...
No, thank you.
- Why you gotta fire me for, Pinky? PINKY: Shut up!
He)', you down?
JOKER: Oh, shit.
Get the fuck out of my face Stanley
The pastor was the only one that could stay in there through the blessings of God.
I'm trying to keep it peaceful around here.
Now...
MAN: Don't take my hot sauce.
TASTE GOOD. TASTE LIKE SUPER BOWL. AH!
TYRONE: My fucking nuts is hurting.
[IN INDIAN ACCENT] Do you see a red dot on my forehead?
BABY D: Day-Day! -Hurry up, nigga.
Come on. Let me show you something else.
I know. Thanks.
Turn up
It's tough being the brains of the operation.
It's time for your mother and I to walk around the house naked if we want to.
Look, I gotta think of a plan.
[SINGING] You busters is bitches
Try again, motherfucker!
- What we doing here anyway, man? -Close your mouth, I'll tell you.
I didn't expect you to answer, but this is a fine place.
DAY-DAY: Ah!
But that's how things work.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, me.
What's up with her, man?
[DOORBELL RINGING]
Hey, get out the way, man. Come on! Move.
You fucking hit my dog, ése! You're fucked up now!
Officer!
Hugging and shit, just standing there.
You know she had a heart attack and died when she found out we won the lottery.
CRAIG: D's saying.
Fat-ass little Chinese lady's gonna take the money and not give me no play?
-It's on my bed. I was using it earlier. -Shit, man!
Fo-Sachi?! You can’t even spell fo-sachi!
Them ain’t 20s but they off the Hook though
Das my dog!
That's D'wana. Boy's ex.
- Oh, shit! CRAIG: Is she writing on it?
[GRUNTING]
BABY JOKER: He's trying to mack it with our chicks.
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
Stan venting to squilla Squilla
[English - US - SDH]
- Where's your big-head father? -There he is, right there.
CRAIG: Fake-ass Suge Knight!
I don't wanna hear a grown man scream.
Hey, young man… You got knocked THE FUCK OUT
[JOKER SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
God, man, what you doing?
You players are going on the disabled list as soon as my brothers get back here.
And then there's Little Joker. He just got out of YA.
What the fuck'?
Tig ol’ bitties , God!
Yeah, it's cool. But where the water at?
He Beat Debo Ass And He Cold
I love the ghetto."
- You all right with them pants, man? -Man, get out of my business.
Daddy Craig's here
Oh, damn.
Hey, hey! What the fuck?
Okay! Oh, shit.
Ooh, cash make the coochie go "whoo, whoo."
These are some bad bitches you got. We would not fuck that up.
[ALL SNORING]
Look, look. If we don't go do this, you ain't gonna have no home to go to.
All right.
Here's Johnny.
MAN: Willie who? -it's William, fool!
JOKER: You got that Ricky Martin CD, holmes'? I love him.
...with the little sister that's bigger than the big sister.
What the fuck'?
Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers. What the fuck is this?
MAN: Get out of here. -What you doing, man?
I can't believe he did that to our dog.
Somebody help me, please! Help me, please!
...giving me a lap dance, boy.
When can I come see you, fuck your neighborhood up?
Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.
They say they went to the moon.
...in Rancho Cucamonga till things calm down...
Hell yeah, I remember you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
CRAIG: Y'all motherfuckers help!
You got your shirt on backwards.
- The crime is really getting bad. -Yeah, I gotta go.
Nigga, I'm not. We ain't little no more.
- Where are you going? -To the Cucamonga Shopping Center.
Come on, Craig, let me show you the backyard.
Come on, now! Where's my burrito? What's wrong with you?
I was gonna show this white boy how to make Kool-Aid.
you got knocked the f*** out!
Is this your cousin Happy birthday
Marley You Think You Know It All
JOKER: We're gonna party now.
The fuck do you want'?
Sabu! I've seen all your movies, man. Oh, you bad.
You still got your illegal cable?
- I got something for him. -Get him!
Kiss my ass. So what?
I got some unfinished business to deal with and your butt gonna wait too.
PINKY: I heard that shit. Say it again. Say it again.
Yeah, nigga, yeah.
No more fun and games, Day-Day.
Don't hit me. This is John Blaze. I can getjiggy with it.
JONES [SINGING]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- A real nigga movie. Heh. ICE CUBE: Yeah.
I got kids. I got a motherfucking girlfriend.
JONES: Damn! JOKER: What's up?
playas fuck up too
Don't you go blind, boy!
[GROANS]