Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I know Willie don't let you smoke in his house...
When your DUO is taking too long to get online
- Check your bank book. -Go back here with me.
Yeah, taste it Baby D
Go out there and tell them I ain't here.
These hoes ain’t got to manners
And the way he smoke, ain't no telling when he getting out.
How many of us have them?
Don't be hitting my switches too.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, man, you straight?
[DEBO YELLING]
Where you putos go? You gonna make me crazy!
Man, we ain't got... I gotta check my book.
This vacuum shit don't work, man.
I don't know. It could be anything, but I say we go over there and take a look.
I said I'll take your stupid ass later, all right?
I call him Mini-Me.
when a ridiculously fit man approaches you in the gym WHO SENT YOU?!
I don't know. I must...
Damn.
They took over the house and caused my mother's nervous breakdown.
Ooh, I can't wait to see your mama naked. That big old booty bouncing around.
i love borthdays!
Pops, I'm grown now.
ELROY: Come on, baby.
Uh, nothing
Is this your cousin?
[SNIFFING]
Jizz-ob, jizz-ob, jizz-ob.
Say hello to my little friend.
It is money in that pump.
- Go first. -No, nigga, you go first.
Hey, Day-Day!
Take you with me wherever I go, Cheeco.
Want to go to the room right now?
What's up, baby? Come on, young blood.
Come on, baby, get it together. Damn.
- What's this silver thing right here? LIL JOKER: What silver thing?
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
- Hi, Uncle Willie. -How you doing, Day-Day?
You don't know Baby D.
Why y'all standing there, just looking at shit? Do something!
New Line presents.
DAY-DAY: Damn! -Here he is! Baby D, he in here!
- My belt. -Look at my roof. Look at my roof.
Stanley
[BARKING]
Unc is a freak.
We got fucking bitches. And it's fucking time to party.
- Day-Day. DAY-DAY: Huh?
Made a deal. All you gotta do is go over there.
KE is in trouble
[GRUNTS]
Blue face right now
calling the police and the insurance man.
- Worst day of my life. -Damn, you sad, Day-Day.
D.J. POOH: You know, the doctor is prescribing me this shit now.
- You can't. -All right.
But the Jacuzzi, that's something else.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
[GASPS]
You're just another nigga late paying his rent.
Damn, Debo. Fucking ass is hurting.
You can get to it quick.
But I told you I am a top 3 qb
MAN: Fuck you, asshole! JONES: I hope the bathroom is clean.
- Who is it? MAN: Got a delivery. Come on, spark plug.
- Better watch your back! ELROY: Be still.
Put my ashes on that burrito baby, you know you been good to me
Boiiiiing oiiing
Fuck! Where are these fuckers?
I know you smoke a little weed, right?
- What'd he say? -I don't know.
Damn daddy I didn't know you had titties
The combination to the safe is 34-6-27, man.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Versace? You can't even spell Versace.
- Shit! -Cheeco, no!
And he cold. Craig?
Aah, Daddy, it ain't my fault! I'm not bullshitting.
- Craig, do me a favor. -What?
Uh, come by after work. I got the John Blaze shit for you, heh.
Unc?
Craig, I want you to meet my old lady, Suga.
You don’t know baby D She crazy
Oh.
- Shit! Tsk, tsk, mommy! -Keep your mind on the business, man!
But in my neighborhood, that's when all the drama starts.
[COUGHING]
Baby D, go home with the bullshit!
CAN’T READ A BOOK, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU THE GOAT. AIN’T THAT A BITCH?
I'm Day-Day's cousin Craig. What's your name?
DAY-DAY: There's Joker! Run! Goddamn it! Run!
In a strange way, I feel responsible for Day-Da y getting fired.
Unh, my head, Daddy!
Get off me! Get up!
Go on, Big Baby D. D'wana, I don't even like you like that.
This is rock. I can't get jiggy with this shit.
[ELROY FARTS]
[GRUNTS]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Hey, fuck that shit, holmes. Do it later. You know, it's fucking Friday.
- All right, go first. -No.
I bet you don’t get it, i hope you don’t get
I hear a lot of talking, but the words don't mean shit.
Go holler at her. She want to talk to you.
Yeah, air.
Im higher than a giraffes ass right now
- Shit! -He's cute, huh?
That's the thing about it. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Michael P Daley today "...because I got me a jizz-ob."
Talk to me?
Hey Work Taks You got knocked the fuck out!
[CHUCKLES]
I'll tear that ass up again! I like it when you treat me rough!
No, no, no! Hell no!
Nice to meet you.
When your homie needs a way out
[MOANING] Right there.
- Look, just take my car, all right? -Take your car?
He put it in a drawer. I'm gonna go get it.
- Sorry about today. -Yeah, me too. Later.
Shit, it might be tonight.
Heh, Roach, what you doing?
Cheeco.
Don't mess with ma' Breasts milk'
Wait a minute. I live across the street! Paid cash!
[BARKING]
That's right
CRAIG: Mm-hm.
- You want tickets? -Hey, don't want any trouble with you.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me, little puppy.
When you find The girl to buy the lowrider st
...because I got me a jizz-ob.
We need to improve on black and brown relations.
I think they're running drugs from Tijuana. Day-Day don't believe me.
Trying to rob me. Nigga, I'm Pinky.
Because there's been tension between us since they got out the pen.
Use this spray, son. That's all you gotta do.
ROACH: Calm down. I got something for you.