Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[GRUNTS]
- What kind of activity? -Strange activity.
If I wouldn't have fought Pinky and gave Day-Day that joint...
Hot Sauce Thank You
No, Leroy, I'm bi-polar! There's a difference.
I'm gonna find you! I'm gonna put my foot up your ass!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh.
Do something about it!
Let me think about it. Count my money, party with bitches.
Raise your hand if you want to talk to me!
Je hoeft niet alles te weten
I gotta find away to get this money Huh? I gotta find to way to get this money by tomorrow
Well, how about a little cognac'?
Because we stopped.
No, they're 10's. I bought them from somebody.
Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth.
- What? -Cheeco! Cheeco! Run! Run!
Think I'm gonna let you beat my big brother like that and get away with it?
[YELLING]
Man, I broke up with D'wana two Fridays ago.
Now, you ain't gonna catch me, as usual, Baby D.
Hey, and, you, go put your clothes back on, all right?
I won't have to clean up behind your ass.
- What's that? -Peep this, come on.
Mister, I gotta go help my son. Let me over, please. Let me over.
[BABY JOKER AND JOKER SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
It's your girl.
I'm the King of Cucamonga!
Say it again
You know you got shit all over the back of your ass?
[ROACH WHIMPERING]
Good dog. Good dog.
I'm Cold
Heh, we're gonna do it tonight when I get off of work.
Why didn't yall do nothin?
MAN: Hey, hey! -Kiss my ass.
CRAIG: Damn.
MAN: Delivery.
- What do we do with these ones? -Fuck it. Give it to charity.
- Hey, ladies. -Where's Day-Day?
Yeah, Craig, you gotta have a little money to live out here.
I got the John Blaze shit for you
Who is that?
- What's that green shit hanging out? -That's chronic, dude. Try it.
But you live.
Say, let me get by!
- Player. -Players fuck up.
Go talk to her. Mother love. Fat...
Jazz Friday After Next
YOU HEARD OF EL NINO? YEAH... THIS IS EL NEGRO. COME ON DOWN HERE AND LET ME TAP THAT ASS.
TYRONE: What you want me to do, Debo'? Bad dog!
This fool can't drive for shit.
Shit.
Can't nobody get me in trouble.
This fat bitch get physical
They say there ain't no gravity up there.
You don't have to apologize for your brothers.
- Yeah, you are the king, unc. -How you like that pool?
It’s Mr. Nasty time
JOKER: You're in the Kentucky Derby. How do you take this off?
- Uh, hi, how are you? -What are you doing here?
Hit the lotto. I just can't understand it.
That's my cousin Craig who beat up Debo.
Oh, I'm gonna do you good.
JOKER: Hey, I'm cold. I'll close the window.
That'd be the good life.
- How is it my fault? -You're taking all day.
- Well, don't like it. -Why not?
CRAIG: Now, as soon as my pops found out Debo was getting out...
MAN: Oh, fuck! Good boy. Heel!
GO TELL HIM I LOVE DINOSAURS) NOT THIS
- Luther Vandross? -Hell no.
Everybody loves Elroy, a lazy nothing!
Daddy, I didn't know you had titties.
Y'all take your asses over there if you want to.
I'm gonna tie your monkey ass up.
Okay, okay. Cheeco.
It's javi papi time. -Oh, Mr. javi papi time.
SUGA: Hit it! ELROY: Yeah, put your legs up.
- Let it go! Trust me. -Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait! Look.
[CHUCKLING]
You know, it's bigger than y'all's backyard.
ELROY: Whoa!
Want me to get cheese and a hot plate? We can cook over there.
- Hey, man, that dude... ICE CUBE: Shh. Shh.
I Fuck With Craig Cuz He Beat Debo Ass And He Cold
I swear to God, man.
What's this traffic doing? Oh, no.
D.J. POOH: Ooh, look at the smoke.
I mean, them 10's. They're 10's but I keep them clean.
Hey young man… You got knocked the FUCK OUT
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This is the way the plan goes. You call over there...
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
We got to do something.
...thirty and forty dollars now and then, I ain't end up with a million dollars.
- Y'all got a notice today, certified mail. -Oh, yeah?
- Hot sauce, please. MAN: Just a second. Man, just a second.
I'm just a bitch ass nigga
Bring your ass home, Craig.
Punch it!
Hey. Wait a minute. Um...
DAY-DAY: Oh, man. HO-KYM: Nice hat.
Goddamn.
.
Good boy. Feel that? Good dog.
- Daddy! -Ball going one way, the Johnson the other.
Give me my motherfucking pistol. Get the fuck up out of my store.
Use that brick to break that chain.
- We were swimming when we were little. -Did it float up like a submarine?
Hot sauce, thank you.
- What's the matter? -D'wana brought Baby D's fat ass up here.
But he went to rehab last month.
You look like the player hater who sold me this shit.
DAY-DAY: Come on! BABY D: Day-Day, I'm gonna kill your ass!
We gotta hit the highway.
When I'm trying to find a meme