Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JOKER: Chickenhead. KARLA: Stupid ass.
Back to paramount u go
Charity starts en la casa
Do you play sports? What team you play for?
The party's over. Get your chickenheads out of here!
CRAIG: I don't see nobody.
- Thanks, nephew. CRAIG: No problem, uncle.
We got, uh, a certified this in the mail today.
I ain't letting shit go. They broke my skateboard!
Hey, unc.
...and this shit is over!
Damn. I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that hot sauce.
"Don't grab on Pinky's shit like that."
KARLA: Are you going to give me a ride to see Mommy?
Kill his ass! Yeah. Fuck this!
That sound like butterflies to me.
- You gotta go over and talk to her. -What you mean, "Talk to her?"
You missed with your stick.
Get your punk ass out the car, Craig! This is the rematch!
Lots of activity
...pit bull, boxers, collies, Seeing Eye dogs.
- She gonna fuck you up! DAY-DAY: She sprayed a player!
Players fuck up
JONES: Oh, no. Oh, no.
I bet you don't get it. I bet you don't get it.
Good, because that's how you're gonna get it.
Just, uh, got a little mail for you to sign, partner.
Come on baby, Get it together
[BOTH GRUNTI NG]
Ay I heard a vatos voice in here
SHUT THE FUCK UP I Don’t like you make fun at me if we could be friends I wanna know what the fuck you said to Cindy shit about me vato
Look at that grass.
I’m fired
- You're staying with us. DAY-DAY: Oh, man.
- Stop bullshitting! -My fault, my fault. Heh.
Did you see that? Them niggas just like some wild pit bull dogs.
CRAIG: You see that? DAY-DAY: I ain't see nothing.
- Thanks a lot, Craig. CRAIG: Look.
I'm the only one who can yell at him. Where the hell you been'?
Yeah. Taste it, Baby D.
Shit, that nigga had me scared, but I held my own. Fuck that.
- This is black problems. ROACH: Pinky's.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
JOKER: We can give it to the bitches.
ELROY: Hey, Willie! How's it going? Still stepping in that dog shit every day?
COP 1 : Freeze! COP 2: Let me see your hands!
Huh?
Let's go clean up, man, before Pinky get back.
Peace out.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, see.
And I got fired today.
What it smell like?
Uh-uh, watch.
Hey, why you cops got to be so violent?
- Well, come on. You know what to do. -Ah, shit, Willie!
- Your cousin Craig, hook us up. -That's it'?
Punk ass.
- Day-Day is my-- -Shut up!
- Fat bitch bust my windows. -As soon as he shut the fuck up.
When he was a kid, he doo-dooed in church.
You welcome to use it anytime you want. Shit, you my brother's boy!
Mm-hm, I know y'all playing games.
Uh-oh. Oh, no, too much traffic.
Young man You got knocked the fuck out
Man, I hope Craig got some kind of plan while he in there taking a shit.
Get your toes away from my mouth! Get your toes out of there!
When you're finished with him, come on in.
I'm high as a giraffe's ass right now. Ooh.
- You motherfuckers. DAY-DAY: Can I help you, sir?
Taste good. Taste the air. Ah.
CAN’T COUNT TO 10, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU THE GOAT. AIN’T THAT A BITCH?
Them are lugz , and I keep em clean
She sells dope, do hair and babysit out the same house.
You guys are fucked.
See, I done told you. I done told you.
I thought that was you, baby.
[ROACH CHUCKLES]
ROACH: Yeah, he's here.
Shut the fuck up!
JOKER: Hundreds, 50s. -Roach still got him.
- What? -Man, I can't feel my legs, man.
Why didn't y'all do nothing when that fat bitch jumped on me?
We don't need this shit.
That's their sister.
- I told you she was funny. -Yeah.
[CHUCKLES]
- That sounds good together, huh? -Yeah, kind of.
Shit had me scared, but I held my own. Fuck that
- I'm fired'? -And, Roach, you fired too.
Cruelty to animals, ése! Cruelty to animals!
I'm the one with the problems!
Come on, I got a delivery. It's kind of hot out here, buddy.
Kiss my ass, So what!?
DAY-DAY: Then there's Baby Joker right there.
That's all right, unc. I can't swim neither.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- You broke my board. -It shouldn't have been in the street.
That's why you're looking at me, because you don't know Baby D.
Now, lotto stud, close my door, and don't slam it.
PINKY: Shit.
Ooh. Nice meeting you, Craig.
Day-Day! Don't make me break this window!
I'm going home and face the music.
[ELROY GROANING]
KISS MY ASS, SO WHAT?
What's that?
- Remember what I told you. -I'll remember.
Let me tell you something, bro. Can I say something to you?
I lost something. What it look like, fool?
This bitch know about all the snacks before they hit the street.
High as a giraffe's ass right now
Cheeco.
Oh, hey, that motherfucker owe me some money.
All right, that's enough! Shit! That's enough!
CRAIG: There's rumors going around the 'hood...
Especially my homeboy, Smokey.
shit that nigga had me scared but i held my own fuck that
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Give me my money back now. And I have no damn receipt.
Mm. Oh, man, that's good.
[DOGS BARKING]
You don’t got to deal with Jr I do!
You starting to think like a dog.