Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So y'all never use it? -Never.

You got a restraining order on a girl named Baby D?

I was swimming and I thought it was a chocolate payday.

You make me crazy, ése! Fuck!

Somebody sent me a message. Where's Craig?

Told me I'm the baby's daddy.

Well, this is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass.

Get your big ass up. I'll tie this boy up myself.

- They gonna think we the police in there! -It gets results.

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All we need is a big-ass pack of bologna.

Is that a gas station over there? Here we go. That's a gas station.

He would have popped him. I know he would have popped...

Craig, it's gonna be different living out here.

CRAIG: I felt like the biggest punk around here.

Oh, javi papi, I wish I was with you right now.

- Who's your boy? -That's my cousin Craig, he's from L.A.

These hoes ain't got no manners

I wanted a piece of it and I stopped.

you got knocked the f*** out!

Damn. You know what?

ELROY: Don't listen to him.

- I'm on a diet. -No, your fat ass ain't.

Yeah, that's it! I'm gonna blast this fool.

What's the matter, Elroy'?

- This is my baby, man. -Heh, it's off the hook.

Did I stutter? Did I stutter?

Debo. Come on! Don't do this to your own brother, man!

You better keep your goddamn mouth shut!

I hope he dont get it

Get your ass back here, man. What the fuck is you doing?

"Directed by Steve Carr."

Oh, I'm gonna do you like American Me, baby.

Cheeco, you ate it all up.

CRAIG: Goddamn.

All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks.

- Where's the cover-- -I have no damn cover.

Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.

Man, don't grab on Pinky's shit like that.

- Next time, page me first. -Okay, I'll do that.

huggin and shit just standin there

Yeah yeah Whatever mofucka

Man, what you--? Don't do that. Let it go. I'm telling you, don't mess with her.

Your sister moved out. It's time for you to move out too.

Get the fuck out of here, Day-Day. You too, Slim Shady.

What are you, one of those, uh, entertainer guys, huh?

HEY, young man.

It's just a theory of mine, but I think it should work. Check this out.

Bitch, You got Knocked The FUCK OUT

ELROY: Ow, my back.

Man, let's go get some pussy, Debo. Man, fuck!

What? Jealous? Heh.

When you bite into it, cream filling shoot all in your mouth. Glitter."

What are you doing here?

Yeah. Hurry up! Hurry up!

We saved up to get away from them, but they just followed us.

Say su’um else! And I ain’t playin!

I ain't kicking with you no more. I'm going to mommy house, man.

We didn't come here for Day-Day.

What the fuck'?

- What? -Check this out.

- Sure was soft. DAY-DAY: Wiped your ass with my shirt?

- I did. lt's just, you know... -Well, what's the hurry?

Why didn't yall do nothin?

Are you listening?

Oh, I'm an Aztec warrior, aah!

JOKER: Hey, how's it going, boy? Come here. Yeah, boy, come here-- Ooh.

Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass for getting me into this mess, throwing my back out again.

It's a trip to know that things can get wild in the suburbs too.

We came to borrow some sugar.

Trying to rob me

I know why you got her now, unc.

PINKY: Shut up!

Oh, this lady is funny, man.

DEBO: It ain't over! TYRONE: Come on, man!

Negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?

Forget it. I think it's yogurt or something.

- You could sell your Beamer. -I can do what?

I gotta do everything, ése!

- What, man? -We must be here.

Clo being the lab manager

And tell Mama we miss her cooking.

Lay down. That's a good boy. Lay down.

Try again motha fucka!!

Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

We gotta figure out a way to get him out of there. He's probably locked up. Come on.

JOKER: Just count the money. -He's still over there.

D.J. POOH: I helped write this motherfucker too.

A guy like me and a dog like you...

I gotta think of a way to get this money by tomorrow

Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.

Now, what you done done with Day-Day and Roach?

Oh. Goodness gracious. What--?

WOMAN 2: Stupid.

- That ain't gonna work. -Fuck, yeah.

- Shut the fuck up and act natural. -No problem.

- I don't know the number. -it's on the side of the building, fool.