Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a wife on the side.

We wanted to get high.

I got shot at for the first time.

Would you like some wine, baby?

I was on my way back to the 'hood to buy them 20's.

- You didn't call with an urgent message? -Hell, no, Willie!

- You feel me knocking? -I feel you.

I hope you don't get it.

Married Man Gaming

CRAIG: Unc? Unc?

I'm looking for a new house out here. I have to move out of the 'hood.

I don't do this shit every day, Willie.

JONES: Hey, man, get out the way! Get out of the way! Hurry up!

DEBO: I'm gonna beat your butt up too. -Tyrone.

D.J. POOH: That's the nigga that owe me that money, man.

Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby

I don't know. I bought some shoes.

- You know that. I got money now. -Yeah, I see.

- Winnie Mandela's little-- -Try again, motherfucker.

Take me to Judge Judy, puto. Let's go

- Come on, man! -She moves well for a big girl.

Craig! Off your ass and on your feet. This ain't no time to beat your meat.

[LATIN RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO]

- What about a Chihuahua? -Twice!

Daddy, Craig's here!

That's Versace you stepping on.

Bullshit Motherfucker

Look at my roof. You play too much.

i love birthdays!

If it had been me, I'd have shot his big ass.

What's that green shit hanging out?

[TIRES SCREECHING AND HORNS HONKING]

- It ain't like that. -Get your ass up.

I know, I had two or three of them in my day.

Don't-- Don't do it.

Yea yeah whatever

- Shit, man. -Shut up, fool!

- Ancient Chinese secret. HO-KYM: I'm Korean, motherfucker.

Oh, Lord! Damn it. Ooh. Ooh. Whoo-ooh.

And it kind of hit my...

Uh, take it easy.

What's up, buddy?

- That's some bullshit. PINKY: Shut up!

It's lunchtime, eh!

I mean, them 10’s… but I keep em clean

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Nigga, I was just gonna get a promotion.

...saying Debo's supposed to break out next Friday.

That ain’t my baby This my baby

Hundreds and fifties Or big ass fishy

Don't be getting in-- You gonna get me in trouble!

- But that's better than nothing. -Yeah, it is.

I'm not fucking with them. Y'all go over there and tag team.

Ain’t nothing wrong with you Get up

- Who was that? ROACH: This girl named D'wana.

I was the one back in the day always talking about, "I love the 'hood.

- Hey. What's going on'? -Nothing.

Why you say that?

- What? -She got me fucking up.

Now, let me show you how we gonna do this.

You can't live in this house without a job. So try to think about that...

You hitting them corners too goddamn fast.

We're not gonna close the door until you come out and party with us.

- I want the little one. -He's like a Frosted Mini-Wheat.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Give me a kiss.

I don't wanna hear that.

Elroy, will you get your broke-down ass up?

I'm sick of bullshitting with you two.

[BOTH MUMBLING]

i gotta live here you don’t

Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.

- Friends -Friends

Go back to your stupid little girlfriends.

[SIREN WAILING NEARBY] [DOG BARKING]

...to make a little money and run to the suburbs, yeah.

What? Y'all are trying to walk around the house naked?

I whipped Debo's ass. He should be the one moving.

Nick and the entire Alabama team after today game.

If Mama had a chance to see this, she'd have been so happy, man.

You know you look good to me

JONES: Ah, I got your butt now. Uh-huh.

ROACH: Just have a heart, Mr. Joker. Please. It's Friday!

Eat it all up. Eat it all up. Okay.

- Hmm. -But check this out.

And my Johnson swinging

Look here Happy Birthday Rick!!

Thanks for noticing.

Puff it up your nose, nigga.

You even cuter than yo baby pictures

I'm faded and feeling X-rated.

Get your toes away from my mouth!

I love Fridays.