Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm glad you said that, son.
Scratching the shit out of it. -Goddamn!
...something you might not never know nothing about.
Am tie your monkey ass up
- Get up. Come on. What's wrong with you? -Shit.
Fuck, I don't know. Shut up, man!
Boom, boom, boom.
Shut the door. What's wrong with you? Don't you got no manners?
...you wouldn't have to be scared of them neither.
- I know what fucking day it is. ROACH: Oh, shit! Fuck.
[CHEECO BARKING]
You want us to give you a ride?
JOKER: You got a pretty mouth. -Come on, baby. Don't do that!
CRAIG: I didn't wanna leave my neighborhood at all.
...two Fridays ago and she don't care about no restraining order or nothing.
Fuck that. Hey, Cheeco!
Because I'm a player. I'm a pimp. I don't have to deal with this shit.
Do you? No, you don't, so fuck you, my friend.
Pass the wire! Pass the wire! I don't want no grilled cheese.
Friends
That white boy said he was in there.
.
Got a delivery.
Craig, I hope you can handle your women better than this fool can.
Paid $230,000 cash on this place.
Snowbirds leaving Florida during Hurricane Milton
I’m a cat I DONT LIKE CLOSED DOORS
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Is this your cousin?
Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby
Baby d
[DAY-DAY CH UCKLES]
She used to own a record booth down at the Slauson Swap Meet.
BABY JOKER [IN ENGLISH] It's Karla. She's coming down. Give me the weapon.
- She used her weight, I think. -Oh.
Uncle Elroy, you got some mail.
'Hey, stop! -Aah!
Off yo ass
CRAIG: You got a sexy voice. Say something in Spanish.
Can I get a whoa, whoa.
Come on out of there! I got an emergency here!
Fat bitches busting my windows all the time.
I got your ass right here.
You gotta come outside sometime!
I gotta pee. You better have toilet paper. The seat better be down.
"Next Friday." This shit is on the one. This is a done one on this one.
This nigga
I get more pussy from police ladies.
Look, I hope you don't think I'm crazy.
Oh, man.
...tomorrow at 9 a.m."
Heh, heh. Jump up and down on that back of his.
It’s black but I keep em clean.
It smell like you didn't fall in no mud.
What's cracking?
ROACH: I know what I'm gonna do.
When u need a way out
- We just came over to borrow some sugar. -And some Phillies.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Uh-oh.
What kind of place is this?
This fat bitch get physical.
Gabe at home
Everybody loves Elroy
Hey, Uncle Elroy, you got a notice...
JONES: Come on. Come on, Craig, watch his feet.
Hey, y'all, move over! Move up! Move up! Move! Everybody, move!
[ELROY YELLS THEN BOTH GRUNT]
Joker, get your dog! This is bullshit!
It must be your upper lip, son. I don't smell nothing.
Roach too.
You company man.
Quiet as kept, thats 3 Schedule C's per the IRS
- I can't handle this! -You can't handle them?
Most of it.
Is he coming?
You know I do, papi. Ha, ha.
Lotto stud
Hey.
Soon as we get over there. Get something to eat.
TASTE GOOD. TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE A STANLEY CUP YEAR. AH!
What’s that smell?
Me every time i look at the yard
You
Y’all can’t Ed’s with Panama city
Hey, Craig, this is Roach, my white slave Roach.
Maybe your grandmother did. I remember the summer of '75...
These hoes ain't got no manners.
...something you might not never know nothing about.
Take 2O minutes. You got 19 to go.
What is going on here?
Hey, Debo, when you get out?
Mm-hm, where that boy telling me Day-Day was in here?
Eighteen years, son, 18 years I been chasing
Hey, wait, man. Don't open that here.
- I ain't got no-- -Shut the fuck-- Shut...
CRAIG: Slow down. DAY-DAY: Oh, man.
Did I say--? No!
- Mm. -Mm.
- What's this? -Uh, a delinquent property tax notice.
- Making me look like a punk! ELROY: It slipped!
Don't say a word.
- Yeah! -I'm going. I'm not doing nothing.
- What's that on my leg? -What is that, dog'?
[CDS CRASHING]
[PHONE RINGING]
...we ought to be in Maui...
And then they got a little dog named Cheeco.
- We're gonna have a little party. -What kind of party?
Oh.
playas fuck up too
DAY-DAY: Put a hit out on this fat bitch. -Remember me?
- Everybody give me some pussy. -What up, Day-Day?
And my Johnson swinging.
I'll take you later.
Got a treat. You're gonna like this.
[BREATHING HEAVILY] "Cupcake got a new Twinkie coming out next month.
- Two hundred and forty-seven dollars. -That's it?
Ban]!
[SUGA COUGHS]
Oh, man, no.
Hey, you got this-- Unc, you got this tax notice, man.
Strange activity
Will you come on? I don't wanna hit that traffic.
And I am a sex-o-matic venus freak When I'm with you
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
CRAIG: Oh, shit.
[JONES FARTS]
HO-KYM: Hey, Elroy!
- Yeah? Well, you ever heard of El Niño? -Yeah.