Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am the automatic--
BABY JOKER: Fuck. Charity starts in la casa.
- Just tell him he can call on Tyrone. -Who is this?
- Craig! D'WANA: Break that shit.
At Pinky's Record and Disc. Down at the shopping center.
[ROACH GRUNTS THEN GROANS]
- Get back! -Stop that bullshit, man!
- What's wrong with you? -Fucking snapper.
Stan venting to squilla Squilla
I met D'wana about 3 months ago, right?
What? So you snuck in my room to tell me that?
Now move, punk.
Good boy. I got some good bologna for you. Good boy. Good boy.
I'm gonna give it to you rough.
Guess I left that in there.
Here. Just eat the whole thing. Just eat it all up.
Say something else! Say something else, nigga!
You had enough time to get yourself together.
You already in it.
Shit! Carolina had me scared, but I held my own.
It works.
Back in the day, only thing I had was a stick.
Aztec warrior Aztec warrior
…Can’t get enough of your Uncle Elroy
Viagra ain't working. My back keep going out.
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D'WANA: Come on, D, let's fuck this nigga up.
Ooh, cash make the coochie go "whoo, whoo."
You need to slow this motherfucker down, understand?
[D'WANA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Day-Day ain't here.
I ain't gonna miss with these two bullets.
Big, ain't it?
Nephew, you're welcome here anytime.
- Goddamn! -Let me help you.
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TYRONE Debo?
Yeah, me too.
Laila when she got popped by ganny with a flip flop
CRAIG: Oh, Well.
What the hell's happening around here?
That scratch make it real ugly.
- I'm not stupid. You're stupid. KARLA: No, you're stupid.
[DAY-DAY WHIMPERING]
Player fuck up from time to time
LIL JOKER: Suspicious, eh? -it's making me think a lot!
Be back in a minute.
A
Boy, look like you got a Dayoos convention on your hands.
Debo! Help!
Ancient Chinese secret
Ali's well that ends well, of course.
[PANTING]
ELROY: Told you not to leave your shit in the bathroom.
TASTE THE AIR. TASTE LIKE ANOTHER SEASON OF FAILURE FOR LEBRON. AH.
She must be worse than Left Eye from TLC or something.
Hey young man You got knocked the fuck out
Ha, ha. Can I get the key to the bathroom? I don't wanna buy no hubcap.
I was gonna pick a charity to donate to but..... Fuck it charity starts at La casa.
I’m gonna bust your ass like Zach did. Knock your fucking eye patch straight.
Fucker
I have it here. Ran out of toilet paper, son.
Those mayates are fast, like they're sponsored by Nike.
My little carnal, he went to get my chain saw.
I Cant get jiggy wid dis shiet
The police don't know when to kick the door in.
Me and my Lindsay Get real freaky in here
- Hold on, baby. -it's gonna be crazy.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
She wouldn't even give me none. I bet you don't get none.
Lmaooooo
. .
The manager's not here. I'm running the store.
Family Vacation, Whiskey Glasses
TYRONE: We gotta pull over, man. DEBO: Be quiet, punk.
Y'all wish y'all had one like this, didn't you?
Pinky. He used to be a player. Pinky-- I heard about Pinky--
You better stop fucking playing so much! Almost sucked my motherfucking lip up!
I snuck in here to show you that I wasn't scared of your brothers.
Damn! That George Jefferson shit works!
time we kicked it at the family reunion'?
We got to rapping and that's how it happened.
Lots of activity on the Mike side
[ALL LAUGHING]
- I thought that nigga was in jail. ICE CUBE: Me too.
It was a Friday I'd never forget.
- No. It's kind of early. SUGA: Mm.
They the ones you want
- My board! JOKER: Get the board! Get the board!
Shut up, stupid. Just give me your car keys.
My dad finds out I got fired again, man, he's gonna kick my ass.
- I love you, Cheeco. It'll work. -Come on.
Shut up.
Had me scared but I held my own. Fuck that.
[HORN HONKS]
We about to fade to black.
I got them 20's on there. I just got them.
- Hey! -My name is Day-Day.
- Make yourself at home, nephew. -Okay.
Bullshit Motherfucker
[SQUEAKING OUTSIDE]
HO-KYM: That's next.
Watch his feet, boy.
[CHEECO BARKING]
So, what's wrong with my perro? Whafd you do to my dog, fool?
Don't kill me. Goddamn, don't kill me.
Boy, when that boy get out of my house, I'm gonna change my number.
Man, I can't wait to get back home to the peace and quiet streets of South Central.
[GLASS SHATTE RS]