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MALORY: Sterling.
[PHONE RINGS]
But it is, you know, a vest.
Between this little gal's love taps.
...into one medium-sized hole.
@tubefedbaby
Brazilian rosewood, straight from the heart of the Amazon jungle.
They're not gonna shoot you. Their programming won't allow it.
- What? Cheryl? CHERYL: Yes.
And I just can't wait to hear that lame excuse.
So if you will excuse me, I am going to rescue Pam.
- No, I didn't. MALORY: Oh, even for you.
I don't know about Pam, and I know even less about ocelots...
And you, the worst of the bunch.
No heroics, you two. It's just Pam.
All my money's in, like, a trust and I'd have to ask my gross brother.
I swear to God I'm blind.
[SCREAMS]
Can I freshen that up for you? Let's see... Tom Collins .Try not to drown it.
- How about now? MALORY: Better.
Come on, the boss is waiting. We don't need her.
- That's kind of more Pam's department. - Who is also late.
- What? - Oh, you are full of shit.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, here we go.
- Why would anyone... - In the world.