Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, how much are you gonna charge for ISIS to protect me?

Yeah, me neither. I have to split it with my stupid brother, Cecil.

[TIRES SCREECH]

- Not for your parents' funeral. - Well, I don't know all your rules.

Now screw already. I've got kidnappers to worry about.

MAN 2: Just get her in the damn van.

Yeah, it's totally wide open.

- Hello? - What are you doing?

- How long do I keep him on? - Two minutes.

- What? - [IN MODULATED VOICE] I know you do.

Oh, come on, I haven't seen your faces.

- My eyes still hurt pretty bad. - Too bad.

Yeah, anybody...

Well, that little...

Well, now, this is just a disaster.

PAM: I can get you guys in. - Uh, seriously?

- Forties? - No.

And thanks, Pam, way to drag out a kidnapping. Now I'm late again.

And you, take Cheryl some crayons or cheese or something.

- And her great-grandfather built them all. - What?

MAN [VOICE DISTORTED]: I said I'll kill the Tunt woman...

- I don't have it. - Ugh!

So you can... Stick that horn in your ass!

KIDNAPPER BOSS: Well, how much is this one worth?

Yeah, so please don't take this the wrong way, but I am gonna kill you.

GILLETTE: Double dukes. - That's not good.

- It actually is a billion dollars. - Oh.