Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I suppose not.

They're putting him on the next flight to Heathrow.

Ten percent, sir.

Would you mind terribly, dear boy, the door?

All right, he's unpleasant. What of him?

Yeah, like I told the lady earlier today,

My only true love. My love beast.

Yes, well, in future, if you could please use your paddles.

Very good, madam.

I'll go to 20%.

when the allies captured Goering...

I eschew discomfort?

been in tip-top shape, don't you know?

We hurried back to Mortdecai Manor,

So it's that sort of Goya.

with a steel chair in hand.

Now we wait. Thirty seconds. Twenty-nine... Twenty-eight...

I too am capable of being desirable

My, my, look at the time! Uh...

What's that? Funny. Ah!

having heard of our financial distress,

We are in love.

I was not squeezing the breasts...

There's a great deal of money involved.

You served in the War then, Your Grace?

Shall we start the bidding at 100,000 pounds?

Well done, sir.

Isn't it charming?

Hundreds and hundreds of millions,

a fugitive from a home

The Queen was unamused.

every bone in my body,

Martland and I met at Oxford.

I've given you a lot of rope over the years, Charlie.

replete with feints and distractions

Why can't you invest in saving us from financial ruin?

That painted lady you've been searching for,

But there was mention of 30 million,

Some say that Goya himself engineered the theft.

Who's the client?

And you would like me to find it before he does?

It's a privilege, sir.

a discussion about three...

I couldn't say, sir.

Stealthy, man, stealthy.

Go upstairs and freshen up. You smell like a horse!

- Do you have it? - Go!

with an arrow out of her back.

Please don't be tiresome. Jock!

You, me, and Charlie?

Yes, most... No, no.

Do you mean you are ready?

Inspector Martland, sir.

Oh, stay out of it!

have to ring him, don't you, sir?

- Mmm? - The switch, sir.

I'm not sure if Jock has mentioned it, but I am

and there are rumors that he inscribed on it

Oh, my dear, I'm so tired. And so married and so tired.

Well, it must have been his dealer.

Rather annoying, really.

he will kill us and simply take it instead.

- Hello, pookie. - Hello, darling.

- No, I was just, um... - Of course you were.

Already have, madam.

Now, can we go to 500?

But I was hopeful my new moustache

looted from some sealed room

Get in the car, sir!

Well, where is the last place you saw it?

It contains water.

Ah! Hello, Spinoza, you handsome devil!

Oh, uh... Well, in vague terms

So, I was a mule!

because the assailant fired from here.

It's not all chardonnay and afternoon trysts.

for mustachioed men such as I!

At least my focus at university wasn't plagiarism!

Mmm, thank you.

That is not the same painting as the others.

It's a privilege, sir!

Just taking the horse for a trot out to London

of the building, break through the window, grab the painting.

My sympathetic gag reflex.

I should be very pleased if you would keep it.

Daughter Georgina.

So I have him to thank for this.

Darling, they are in cahoots.

but I do believe the embassy is that way.

Strange country

on the set of a pornographic film?

A year! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Well done, Jock!

I have come to carry you off to the burning desert,

for I had filled it with an invalid port

Well, I don't know. I don't know.

And a dead hag.

Just keepin' the place tidy and whatnot.

Dash it all, I am resolved.

just to start the day properly.

What do you plan to do about it?

a polychrome James Bourne, rare,

Johanna, I simply can't.

Five hundred thousand.