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that the Goya's back in play.

You know, remarkably,

working on at the moment?

Do come in, of course. Say, 8:00?

Run, I shall, like a bloody gazelle!

- Jockie? - Yes, sir?

I met a beast...

Someone must have known I was coming.

The Goya she was cleaning.

Item the second: I need to ascertain

Nobody make a move.

I see you've put your Sheridan up

He's on his way home.

Should I send for some?

where my beloved wife, Johanna,

Are we all done at 900,000?

which I have reluctantly agreed to sell

Oh, quite right.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Metaphoric woman... Women.

It's Mortdecai, sir.

Miss Bronwen? Everything all right?

I do have the slightest of queries.

She never found the lost Goya. She painted it.

that you very nearly caused an international incident.

Shellfish at a catered affair?

There are no bank codes on that painting.

I've always admired your rapacity, sir.

Haven't the foggiest why it took her so long.

Where do you find the time?

I do beg your pardon.

and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.

leaving the rest of us to answer

What's the matter with you, eh?

- Oh, Jock! - Oh.

- Bunny has it. - I beg your pardon?

Could you give me the gun, please?

Because if Martland should get

Johanna, my dear, this is Milton Krampf's nymph...

Right behind you as always, sir.

When you argue with bae And you lose

Jock laid out the state

She's been through half the staff already.

Threatening the lives of your countrymen.

And yet we must find a way to pay

and leave Johanna to me.

I thought that was you.

Will it be all right in the end?

Oh, don't worry about that, sir, I've got nine more.

I wouldn't, mate. I really wouldn't.

I am so very proud of you.

Ignoring some of the more

and the finest Edridge I have ever seen.

Oh, I don't like that. I don't like it.

in Western Civilization,

And it will have to be a fiendishly clever plan.

Wouldn't do, the two of us here alone, would it?

But I just couldn't do it.

travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.

then the Goya disappears without a trace.

I am sure that we will come up with the necessary funds

she was also said to have been the King's mistress.

Probably less than a 20.

I found her here, sprawled over the table,

But if Strago is involved, well,

I have put no inconsiderable thought

My love, you are killing me. Please.

At least I have the good taste to hide my indiscretions

Why would MI5 be interested

What are we talking about here?

What's your sudden interest, if I may ask?

Strange country

Martland also met Johanna at school.

Meanwhile, not far away,

handling, and transfer taxes,

Yes, indeed I am he.

I've been trying to get rid of her,

I can safely say you are correct.

...under the tropical stars.

is his sovereign ground...

Can you think of a good reason

No one knows the filthy underside

We'll have your things sent over from the hotel.

Is that Martland?

And if we try to sell it to Romanov,

Last night she was killed. Painting has disappeared.

with a little mystery goes missing.

Get on that ladder!

Just getting rid of some choice items

I so wish you had been there.

A magnificent Callow of about 1840,

Darling, please, you are killing me.

in the theft of a middling Goya?

And I shan't be having dinner downstairs this evening.