Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, let's look at the photographs.
It is privilege Jock
Uh, maths were never my strong suit.
Thank heaven.
But
Do what it takes to bring the painting back,
- Jock? - Yup?
I'm so terribly sorry. Mosquito. You see it?
Why, this is an outrage! There's not an ocean vista
Welcome to Russia, Mr. Mortdecai.
Can you forgive me?
He boffs Emil on the bean
Dear, sweet, heroic Jock.
whilst I'm engaged in thus heroics?
Terribly sorry, sworn to secrecy.
Who is this guy?
Do you think it will be all right in the end?
- Jock? - Yeah?
Uh...
Right. Sorry.
You mean it's going to get bigger?
Recently, he's been working his way up to the wickedest.
Well, I will tell you that
some discussion about your finger.
But
We must go shooting again. Jock has fully recovered.
Now, you look here, Fang! Fat. Fang Fat.
And I will have you know that some members
the beast you are about to receive.
with the purpose of finding that painting.
Oh, dear, sweet, resourceful Jock.
with the seedier side of art collecting.
Bunny is a soldier in your unit?
I wish to use your telephone!
If you are growing that excrement on your lip
Ahh.
and I have had every intention of seeing it through.
Get back behind the tape!
Behold this America, this new colossus,
- Jock? - Yes, madam?
this is not the first time I've shot Jock.
It's my husband on the line.
to a man with principles.
Oh, excellent.
a 50-pound note.
Interested now?
Well, that's what Emil's after.
What is it?
Your services are no longer required.
You know we're going to
My Sheik, does this mean you have excommunicated
Darling?
Ooh...
Thank you, madam, 500,000.
do it for Queen and Country.
Jock? Please can you take the Sheridan
Sorry. You were saying?
I never met your mother.
the British 7th Army, 2nd Division, June of 1945.
No balls.
Ooh...
The car has been loaded upon
We'll make a switch.
Romanov. Sir Graham's client.
Well, I'm delivering the Rolls to that grotesque
Actually, make that caviar.
Bloody good show, Jock!
Oh, really? Seems like more than a tiff to me.
It's like listening to bloody orangutans!
The moustache, I mean.
Fit as a fiddle!
he also maintains an enviable rate
I would like to humbly
some rather pointed questions.
And you are?
- Two, sir. - No, today's, what, Monday?
- Why? - We don't know why.
Tell us where painting is,
left a total of just over eight million pounds.
But you know that. You're testing me.
I should like to see her studio immediately.
None of you will ever know what it's like to make love
Sold to the gentleman in the fuchsia ascot.
Every Mortdecai man before me had the same. Why can't I?
to that thick-fingered American, Krampf.
Feel? Oh.
All right, Queen and Country,
Ah...
The Duke is Bunny.
Darling,
Then you meet me 'round the back later,
Charlie? Why are people achieving climax
Mmm.
What do you mean?
What does Strago want with it?
Maybe I should have an affair.
It is a privilege, Jock.
Mmm.
Oh, I love motorcycles. They're very fast.
Apparently located in the far West colonies.
Besides being the finest garage man
Mmm.
Sold for 210,000 pounds.
It's been authenticated.
bidding on her own painting.
so good-for-nothing pot of piss, innit?
Don't worry, sir. I'm all right.
Ooh, you do look lovely, darling.
Mmm.
Of course it is.
to that vulgar American, Milton Krampf,
I was not drinking until the plane.
Do you feel unsafe?
or I'll have the magistrate open that file
Room 326, overlooks the pool.
The Rolls.
Oh, I see.
Do Not Disturb sign, and a bulldozer.
so I believe that Bronwen
If it falls into Strago's hands,