Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

suffice it to say,

and see how you secret agent men run the world.

I'll call Spinoza in the morning.

Very well, Johanna.

Oh, really, why? Why?

for alcoholic music hall artistes.

Oh, dash it all, Jock, man, your hand!

there's a very bad man who wants what I want,

Oh. Randy bugger.

- Oh, my. - Oh, my.

Golly, that was a big one!

My rumpus room rascal.

- Ooh! - Feel me.

I'll handle things on this end.

You will have hole in your balls!

I do hope Romanov doesn't come down

What if I find it for you? Say, 30% finder's fee, what?

- With a crossbow. - He was left-handed.

Of course you're aware of that.

it vanished after the unveiling, but

countless lives are at stake.

Bronwen makes a fake, and calls Krampf.

Get the blowtorch.

Wouldn't do to have you walking into

Don't shoot, farmer!

Gruyere, chocolate, and fine wines.

Get your head down, sir.

Echo-ey, don't you know?

Krampf calls Spinoza.

Perhaps there is something you could bring.

Please don't be sick! Please don't be sick!

Thank you, sir.

You'll forgive me just a moment, I'm sure?

Charlie Mortdecai, you son-of-a-bitch...

It's not herpetic, I hope.

Oh! You pretended to be gentle,

falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?

I see that you have been schooled

How 'bout some finger sandwiches?

I'm invested in it.

The Mortdecai men have always

How do you know?

I think I'll keep the money.

for looking or behaving like

I'll meet you inside, sir.

Mmm, and find, I have done.

I'd be delighted.

The water bailiff, Your Grace.

Sad news, particularly for her.

Goya was commissioned by Charles IV of Spain

And what does a missing Goya

Uh, Branspath? Okay. Thank you so much.

the saddest are these, 'It might have been'.

Out the window with it?

No, no, man! My little sproutling.

I recounted the sordid tale as best I could...

- Ahh! - There we go!

Your Grace. So kind of you to see me.

Oh, God, I missed you terribly.

to sell off some of my prized possessions.

Please, sir, if you wouldn't mind

Score one for Martland.

It appears he's requesting

But you, a known trafficker of stolen art, well,

I may have mentioned Bronwen

and I wondered...

Oh, that's unpleasant. Mmm...

but I'm afraid I must decline.

All right. There.

7th Army, 2nd Division.

you might have time to couple with Georgina before dinner.

The Duchess of Wellington.

You mother-loving bastard! Hello.

You will take one million.

Then I deny nothing.

Goody. Every subject of the Crown and

Must to the lavatory.

I needed something bold, distinctive.

Can you imagine the two of us

and there is a vast difference.

Where is the painting?