Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

None of the southern

And 10 percent of the insurance money

which we might enjoy...

Seventeen thousand pounds, thank you very much.

Still, if he can't make it, he can't make it.

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear...

Love your Bunny?

I know this building like the back of my hand.

Would you mind?

Well, I think our work here is done.

and is halfway across the Atlantic.

nor my relationship to your mother.

Or do you want me to sort it out for you?

And what, pray tell, might you be doing

The Duke of Asherboroughdon.

What if it isn't just a tiff?

Oh, it's the house. Terribly vast.

Right. I demand some explanations.

Well done, Jock.

by the end of the month. What is today, the fifth!

Perhaps she would render an opinion on the issue! Hmm?

I believe she may be in play.

Open your balls.

You are uppy, sir.

Come, come. Let's not be rash.

But what of the well-known carrot?

I've asked for a Chardonnay. That is your drink, isn't it?

A lovely Sheridan offered by the Mortdecai estate.

A complete regimental listing of

I am not the one entertaining at all hours

Oh, afraid I'm all thumbs with these damn things!

and takes the painting.

We cannot go about selling off family heirlooms willy-nilly.

Oh, that's gross!

your, mmm, protrusion...

and the eyes and ears of the art world's underbelly.

Course you did, man,

No today maybe tomorrow Why no today?

escape this nightmare posthaste

But I knew everything would be all right in the end.

What have you found?

Item one: The Rolls-Royce,

We're talking about a bloodthirsty extremist

obsessed with the painting,

Hermann Goering was said to have been

to another of our embassies for help

I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd pop 'round,

Right. That’s it. I turn off music, I take away your TV, you’re not supposed to be on this computer. For a week. A month.

Krampf's window is the second one on the left.

A child! She spawned a child!

Very, very rare.

Emi, what are you doing? How many times have I told you not to play with matches? Just go on, answer me, young lady. I don’t know.

Never mind. I've found a cold Latour

Uh, no. We have two items of business.

Ooh! Who are you hiding in your belly?

Why did it have to be art?

Charlie Mortdecai, you are on very dangerous ground!

I really wouldn't, you know,

Jock, I fear we are in the eleventh hour, man.

Thank you, Maurice.

Don't imbibe the crime scene.

- Hang on, sir! - Okay!

After a three-year courtship,

He was trying to show me the real painting.

Oh, it was dashed exhilarating.

and calibrated movements of the Swiss watch type. What?

You know, state secrets and what have you.

Ugh, go stuff a mattress with that thing!

As you may well know, I am many things.

That's not natural.

This is just the old smash-and-grab business.

I've been helpin' out Miss Fellworthy

That painting was a fake.

Vladimir, please to take Mr. Mortdecai's trousers down.

- Like this? - Sorry, I meant to the right.

I believe I've just shot Jock.

A man your age has no excuse

Gruyere, chocolate y vinos finos

Where is Mortdecai?

I trust that you have, um, brought the treasuries?

You were luncheoning with my wife?

Then we'll show it to them.

goin' on five years now.

The only safe ground is English soil.

within miles of this establishment.

but we are not desperate.

Course, I'll just, uh... I'll shut the door.

of the United States, once you are there.

Bugger it. Oh, there he is.

You cheated me in our last deal.

and a teensy bit curious about his nympho daughter.

It's just the old smash-and-grab routine, sir.

With your permission, of course.

Doesn't she look like my mother?

In the cars, quickly. Maurice, Oxford.

from his last period,

You have five minutes to shave it off.