Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and watch every art world snob in town drool all over her.
Water bailiff.
if and when you outrage the laws
On your feet, soldier.
No, I never drink alcohol.
But first we must convince our buyers
He is also desperately in love with my wife.
to my client, Milton Krampf,
I’m Emi. I’m Simi.
Heavens, no. You needn't worry yourself.
A fake? How do you know?
Really?
- Hello! - Martland.
Hello?
Fundamentalist, revolutionary, trained in Syria,
That's the old feudal spirit, Jock.
who said that kissing a man without
- Yes! - Well then, what's the point?
Lighting positively medieval.
releasing a fart
My husband is trying to reclaim his youth
But I don't see what it has to do with me.
You must be Mortdecai.
it is a bargain at two million pounds.
Hi.
You go down, get your face seen a bit...
It's just me, mate.
I am very sorry. I simply don't know.
I beg you, darling, please.
sent her a Goya to be cleaned.
Mr. McDonald A mint julip sir
Well, in my case,
What does that blighter want?
A mint julep, sir.
And as a gentleman, I should warn you
Oh, Jock.
Hello.
Shut the door.
thawing on the subject of the moustache?
and you should interrupt me as soon as you can.
I have no idea.
Of Asherboroughdon. Bronwen's lover.
like a Welsh barmaid.
Thank you.
Beware the carafe on the top shelf.
There's been a jurisdictional change.
Yeah, a Duke.
I only gave her the once-over.
See what you can dig up about that Goya. Usual channels.
Help me find that painting,
and became the stuff of legend.
to smuggle a painting out of the country recently.
Usual dirt and grime one finds on the Spaniards.
Oh, and his wife is on line six for you, sir.
Ohh!
the wrong hands again.
Jock!
Yes, but someone found out about the plan,
I'm off for a wee.
I nicked one of their passkeys.
Hello?
surrounded by all that
I say, Sir Graham, I wonder,
Right. Yes, well...
No help whatsoever, randy bugger.
of the art world better than he, sir.
and poured himself
Those bank codes won't fall into
A chap called Bunny's
My first stop was to see Sir Graham Archer,
I'll just be a moment, Alastair.
Dear, sweet, simple Jock.
Did you know her?
Oh, don't worry about her.
Oh, my sweet little love beast,
And so married... Oh!
Have you lost your bearings, man?
She's been unavailable for three months.
Oh, dear!
And is the legend true?
that I love you
Ah!
Mmm.
Some final piece of my personal puzzle.
Whoa! What is that?
But what vexed him so
And they say she was dressed as a man at the time.
Send your camel to bed, damn it!
Oh, and incidentally, I asked for some cheese,
No, I can't understand a word she says.
Humiliated, she ordered the painting to be burned.
The auction starts at 5:00 p.m.
Never mind about that.
rival art dealer and Goya specialist.
Well, I think I'm staying in some
No today maybe tomorrow Why no today?
You really won't shave it off?
Her Lady Mortdecai to see you, Your Grace.
- Time to go, sir. - Ah.
First thing we're doing is selling off that Sheridan.
Oh! Oh! And don't forget the herringbone spoon.