Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher.
And I can be that stranger. You just gotta give me a chance.
We got her trapped. She's unarmed.
Say hello to my little friend!
Fire. Fire is good.
Exactly.
the only epiphany I had was realizing that life just goes on.
I want this place locked down.
Got a little bit of mood lighting right there.
Or what?
quit being such a smartass.
What a douche!
What? I thought you were done with that.
Once upon a time, there were two supercops, called Daddy and Marcus,
So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Hey, I'm Kick-Ass.
So we're sitting there totally naked, right?
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky.
You really wanna be a part of my business?
I mean, I feel like I should call the cops or something.
And a pack of Twizzlers.
I hate getting punched in the chest.
Look, bro, you need to get ghost. Hide yourself quick.
- Tony? - I hate Tony.
You know, it's not the...
Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
Come on.
- They'd be dead in, like, a day. - A day.
Would you do anything differently?
- Did you feel that? - No.
Definitely.
That doesn't even make sense.
Our mole with the Russians tells things a little different.
- Nothing. - Get the fuck out of here.
- Why, what does it do? - Are you fucking kidding me?
She looks like she's about 11 years old, but...
Dave Lizewski, shouldn't you be looking at Hamlet right now?
that could have happened to Daddy.
Hey, hey, asshole. Can't use the front door now.
Where the fuck are you?
Hold on, you're telling me one guy killed eight of my men tonight?
Come on. Oh, shit... Please!
Frank, Frank, Frank, come on, he's had enough. Come on.
I'm Kick-Ass. Look me up.
No wincing, no whining, and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
Give it up, man. Just walk away.
What the fuck?
How was that? Not so bad.
since I was a little kid.
Well, here you are and Red Mist, too.
I know.
This thing was going crazy, and I was loving it.
What?
- You guys have been mugged! - Yeah, I know, but,
That's funny. This is your dad.
You always knock me for a loop.
No, no, no, it's not. Kick-Ass is just some geek, Dad.
I'm gonna take a wild guess that was you.
There's no idea as to who is behind the broadcast of this show,
Where do you think you're going?
You're crazy, man.
Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?
Rearview camera, no big deal.
All that security?
Tie han rou qing, The Young Dragons.
or
We'll find you. Hit Girl, back to headquarters.
No, I'm not!
What? You're talking crazy.
Does anyone have any idea who this wetsuit crusader is?
- I wouldn't have been scared anyways. - That's my girl.
who were very good at getting bad guys.
Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who do you think would win in a fight?
Please!!!! Ohhhhh!!!
- Yeah. - You've got nothing to worry about.
You would?
- Up in the sky... - Is it a bird?
He's his father's son.
No, Marty. No, he's not really my type.
SatNav. Got my iPhone, so I can check the websites
Come on in, guys, say hello.
I think it's that superhero nutjob from the TV.
No.
Come.
- You know what? - What?
- What are you talking about? - The point is,
and could not cope.
Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
- Yeah? - Just got the text. He's on his way.