Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are they fighting? That seems stupid.

was arrested in Queens today

Not until D'Amico and his whole damn operation

I'm not messing with you, dude. They found out where I lived.

And all the things I'd never do, like learn to drive,

Come on, Mindy, honey.

Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Kick-Ass?

I was just a stupid dick in a wetsuit.

Yeah. Shouldn't we call the fire...

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I never said "Batman."

Which Tre? Tre Tre?

- Mom? ...as opposed to a gunman in the alley.

Just walk away from the car and we can forget about this.

Good move, Ass-Kick. Let's keep it that way.

Good move, Ass-Kick... ...Let's keep it that way.

You go get dressed. I'll tell him to meet us at Safe House B.

When you can't afford to pay child support anymore and you got weekend custody

All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself.

It turns out those dead guys from the warehouse

you'd hire some putz in pantyhose?

- I can get up. - No, no...

was making deposits in the whack-off warehouse for later.

That's 'cause I used low velocity rounds, child.

But Kick-Ass told me we're not the only superheroes in town.

- Good morning. - Chris.

I gotta do a Kick-Ass thing.

All right. You know what? Come here.

That's not superhero, though. How is that super?

- Dude, you gotta check this shit out. - What is it?

That is one weird-sounding bazooka.

A mailman by day...

Hey, look, the guys tell me he's Tre Fernandez. What do I know?

You okay, sweetheart?

And don't leave a mess.

Listen, cops pay me to nail the bad guys, you pay me not to.

I don't know if I was everything Katie had always dreamed her gay BFF would be,

- So what's the problem? - Our Russian says that Tre just sold him

I should have quit, of course, but you can't just reprogram yourself.

Now can you remember the number?

Wednesdays, she's got one of those volunteer things.

You wanna get a dog?

and all I'm asking is you let Kick-Ass go. He didn't do anything wrong.

- Let him go. - Get out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

So bring it on!

Yes, Mrs. Zane.

- There you go. - All right.

Is that what I think it is?

Hit Girl, manners, honey.

- Is it gonna hurt bad? - Oh, child.

I appreciate your concern. But you need to go now.

any of you bitches sitting around on your asses, all right?

So, how are things going with Katie?

Don't you think, Dave?

But lucky for you, I picked it up.

Yeah. This looks very painful.

Man, that looks even cooler than it did in the picture.

- It's what it's for. - All right, let's go.

- Have a good day. Bye. - Bye.

We're busting our asses here.

Think about it. Come on, it'd be awesome.

I'm here to see Rasul.

the doctors had managed to fix me up pretty good.

"I will avenge you, Mother!"

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

- Sorry you had to wait, buddy. - The movie is starting in 10 minutes.

I meant like pajamas and clothes and stuff. You can't take that stuff to my house.

- Get inside. Shut up! - Okay, no, he lied!

It's in the shape of a giant cock.

Did you spray anything over there?

But it seems that far from being put off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist,

- You're not making sense. - What I'm saying is the centrifugal force

Shit. Come on, come on, get in.

Yeah, fuck Tony. He's a scumbag.

Shit. Shit, I hadn't thought...

I got why people didn't risk their lives for strangers.

- someone's next-door neighbor. - Holy shit.

Thank you, Cody. We appreciate your co-operation.

and killed my men, Gigante.

I'd e-mail his site if I had a problem worth fixing.

- Oh, God, I'm so sorry, man. - You fucking green...

Come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go. We gotta go.

I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?

I think you must be confusing me with someone

and Kick-Ass really proved that one individual can make a difference.

I gotta send a public service message to the people out there

really nasty individuals. Let me go. Hey, come on!

Why don't you pick on someone your own size?