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What's this got to do with me?
after a video of his intervention of street-gang violence
boob tit
Easy, balisong. It's Filipino. Ask me another.
No.
Dirty motherfuckers!
I'll give you a motherfucking high-five.
Todd and Marty. Todd and Marty.
Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show.
Why The hell did you bring Trolls Band Together on DVD
Daddy, I'm scared.
That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems.
Ruin my business, huh?
fuck you
You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
- You're seriously gonna take that? - Yes.
Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass are gonna help us
Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.
Right.
How are you? You look better.
No, he's just training right now.
like you.
But I'm afraid I can't help you out on this one.
sayek? what do you want skeeiei? feed the snellryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal snell! betrayal snell! msisei sosepeoesookoch! thank you sneeidldoeisu sneoeeiksmack! you're welcome snelefighah isneeodorigusndpsoartifdaifex!
He caught, like, a drug dealer, some most-wanted guy.
Until we find out who that is, I don't wanna see
The comic books had it wrong.
Excuse me, have you seen this cat?
- You're a dick. - Don't be afraid, Dave.
Okay, you cunts, let's see what you can do now.
- Okay, Daddy. - Come on.
Well, go on then, Todd. You wanna...
- on your hands. - That's really funny. You're so fired.
Since when did you start getting your hands dirty again? And in public!
I came around for just long enough to beg the medic
It's in the shape...
- Go get her. - Go on, man.
Ngapain Kamu Lihat-lihat
No? Okay.
Who?
- No Katie tonight? - Tomorrow.
He was very upset.
The police report,
Come on.
He's had enough. Come on.
How do I get a hold of you?
- Sure, why not? - Cool.
Shit.
Sure, a lot of what got me through the average school day
Hey.
and you want to know what's wrong with me?
I don't know, man. Come on.
You owe that kid a childhood.
I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.
I miss you both.
We had a fucking deal that I would get you the guy who did it,
and leave her alone.
Your ass is mine! Come on.
It's everything I need.
Well, not the part about the superhero, Frankie,
Had I ever been a real superhero?
Good job.
And that's Big Daddy.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
It's not Red Mist you gotta worry about. It's Kick-Ass.
Me? My hardware was fixed now.
This fucking guy comes out of nowhere, kicks our asses,
Fuck.
- Never heard of him. - Okay, well, heads up, all right?
Hell, dude, you never seen Sin City, Sunset Blvd., American Beauty?
that he will announce his retirement from crime fighting.
Frank, we got a thing.
- I'm sorry, okay? ...get the information.
Now, Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
Good move, Ass-Kick. Let's keep it that way.
Dave.
So where is she?
Please, come in.
Yeah. And ice cream after.
As a great man once said,
Shit.
...that you... - What?
How you doing?
I hope it's okay to say this, but... It so sucks that you're gay.
Seemed like no time at all before I was back on my feet.
- Hey, baby. - Hey, what's going on?
Which is very good for hitting knees and stomachs.
Hey, gorgeous.