Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir?
- Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm cool.
- She didn't see that, did she? - Hey, guys.
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?
halt a speeding train.
Now my son is waiting out there in the car to go to the movies,
- Get him in the van. - Let go of me. Put me down.
You know what? Everyone likes Kick-Ass.
He can catch a bullet,
That's right, we're superheroes. You love us.
And finally, we want to know who is this man?
Thanks. Kick-Ass?
When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn.
And the Big motherfucker? Nobody knows who he is.
No, I... I wasn't even...
There's no way. He probably didn't even read your e-mail yet.
A world full of superheroes, huh?
They just don't sell it at the store anymore.
I'm Hit Girl.
She just wanted him to get that they were through
How far would you go to help your fellow man?
"The observed of all observers quite, quite down!
NOW Switch to Viva Royyyyyyaaaale!
Yeah, they are.
- Frank... Frankie! - That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse
See, we like you, but we don't trust you.
or find out what happened on Lost.
Yo, you want to get cut?
Oh, my gosh.
I swear, Dad, if you let me do this, it's gonna work.
She's behind the counter. She's out of ammo, okay?
- No. - No? Okay, thank you.
Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits, Dave.
ravenclaw isn't crowtalon or swanevolution or snowgeesegymnasium or crusifixongle or geesepondswiasing or coweoeeunshsiundersheeting or confusiontractatcoralliomaning or simpingswasing or sardodinwarrinarron or strandorrgajwwowowososnail.
I can't believe you're here, man. Like, you're my hero.
If he was our friend, no one would ever fuck with us again.
Yeah. You know, I really don't think that's what it looks like.
He's been on Frank D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.
...transvestite that is Kick-Ass will take you down, I say!
Come on, be honest with yourself.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Hello, boys and girls.
He lied!
I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
Like most people my age, I just existed.
Kick-Ass! Yeah!
So if you just leave her alone, everything will be fine.
Yeah, you bet I will.
My MySpace, 38 friends. Kick-Ass's MySpace, 16,000 and counting.
- Don't kill him till I get there. - Right.
- Man, did you see that? - Yeah.
Listen, they're on to you.
The muggers, they didn't...
!?!?
a costumed vigilante has become the latest Internet phenomenon
Okay, I'm off then.
At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero.
Add to shopping cart.
So I guess you're not gonna line up for that new Kick-Ass comic then?
So I'm sure as hell not gonna let my dad die for nothing, too.
Are you serious? The guy owns.
Sweet!
Looks like reading all them comics paid off, huh?
What you want, who you are, your purpose in life.
Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon.
Even with my metal plates and my fucked-up nerve endings,
You want to use my cell phone?
I was just kidding.
I'm so proud of you, baby doll.
- Hey, leave him alone! - Fuck off, man. It's none of your business!
And this guy here is Big Daddy.