Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!

you're a superhero and you're lonely, but you can't trust anyone

I saved your sorry ass.

edgewater isn't edgeswimming or edgeboating or edgekayaking or edgenosepicking or edgevanquishing or edgebumping or edgekicking or edgebottoming or edgeleaving or edgecrimping

My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen...

It's fucking insane. I'm in way over my head.

Do you want to hear it or not?

Like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat, that kind of thing.

Well, I guess folks have just had enough of living in fear, you know,

Time for a family reunion.

Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten.

- Are you crazy? - My mom already died for nothing.

So if anyone out there needs help, I'll be fighting crime 25/8.

This is awesome! I look like fricking Wolverine.

You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns.

What, this is my choice, I gotta believe in ghosts or superheroes?

That fucking rocked. Who are you?

I know. But, Katie,

- One guy? - I think.

Okay, sweet. Well, I'll see you later.

Me When I realized that verbalase is with Charlie Morningstar

or talking to my friend Todd on Skype...

And leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Well, maybe you shouldn't do that.

- She's safe. - Can I see her?

Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.

- 'cause of the blood. - Right.

- We know the truth. Yeah. - Right?

Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house!

Kids nowadays in their tights.

- You don't actually read comics? - Yeah, I just started.

To the wall, Daddy. I know.

I know that, dumbass.

What the hell are you doing?

Look, I can take care of myself.

Come on, sweet cheeks.

I've got $3 million in a suitcase.

What? Are you kidding me? I got 100 guys who can fix a problem,

- Hey, get up. - No...

Are schools and offices so thrilling

He's got a way better costume than Kick-Ass, too.

turned out to be more of a lame cobra.

I've only been back half a day,

Well, you know, I mean, getting mugged...

that I'm the only one who ever fantasized about this?

I got this e-mail from this chick.

I like Kick-Ass! His costume is crappy.

Yeah. Didn't see that, did you?

Like every serial killer already knew,

I guess we're not invited.

pack up whatever you need and we'll go back to my place.

Now switch to Kryptonite.

We e-mailed him. We got half the crew out doing petty crimes as bait.

I mean your real name.

Apart from some messed up nerve endings,

Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely, huh?

Thanks, Kick-Ass.

Marcus became the child's guardian,

Especially Katie Deauxma.

They're actually pretty good.

Fuck do I know? We're not making a fucking Hungry-Man dinner here.

I'm not gonna hurt you, all right?

Just turn it on.

Check this, you're gonna fucking love this.

I mean, I should probably start learning this stuff anyway, right?

and pulls his fucking lungs out through his ass.