Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't have to worry about him. You need to watch this.

But you know what? I was seriously thinking of mailing his site.

Todd, when have you ever kicked anyone's ass?

Mommy I want a kick-ass Party Dumb Little Fucks

Help? Really? What with?

Did you watch the TV? The new superhero guy?

I've been trying to figure out how to tell you this.

Yeah. Fuck you very much, Vic. Just do it, okay?

Okay. Two more rounds.

And you better start reading the instructions,

I'd always dreamed of being a superhero, but this was a nightmare.

You know I can't be here. What if somebody saw...

Yeah, man, come on. I got something I wanna show you.

He did very good.

Relax, we're on the same team.

They trashed my place. I'm fucking screwed.

Red Mist! Red Mist!

She lost her mommy and daddy.

- What do you think? - I don't know, but I think Kick-Ass is cuter.

Not anymore. Gigante just put on a little movie-show for us.

Like when they mix the red one and the blue one.

Well, I wouldn't wanna get in the way of your business, where I'm not wanted.

Chris, how long you been there?

and least yellow custard is not "yoeieueud chdudis." or "yellowlipi cuwwusyxy." or "cleududsysrisu cisuesoodid.". or "yeluwisi cussicoclupeorrgusidisowitard."

What you mean, like, right now?

they found you naked.

Yo, listen up. We got five minutes, then I want you back on your posts.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it.

my life had turned into some fucked-up dream I couldn't wake up from.

I think we'd better invite our Russian over for a friendly chat,

- Batman. - I never said Batman!

You and your crazy midget friend can go bash whoever you want...

In the ambulance, they threw my clothes away

And the more I found out about his upbringing and stuff, I just...

Good morning, class.

He has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings.

Eight at Sal's place, four at that kid Rasul's.

You meant Erika. I know. I knew that.

Everything else is in the gray area.

You keep carrying on like you've been carrying on,

You seem like a different guy, you know that?

Can we turn that off now? What's so special about that guy?

You inspired me. No Kick-Ass, no Red Mist.

I got to tell you, that hurt.

Prison was not his natural habitat.

There's a price on our heads, man.

You know what my dad really would have wanted?

Come on... No, no, no, no, no!

Let me tell you the problem I got with that, Tre.

I don't know, Dad.

No, I know, I know. But what if it was my fault?

And I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make-believe, too.

and you're already making me miss the hospital.

- Have you seen him? - What happened?

and steals all the coke.

It's not all about the money.

- Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass? - Because I am Kick-Ass.

What are you gonna do to them?

Did you see the clip? He was actually pretty good.

I'm Kick-Ass. You mail me?

Why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton

Yeah, everybody's favorite superhero right now, Kick-Ass, right?

I thought you meant, like, "How come nobody does it in real life?"