Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky it's in the shape of a giant cock.

- And you're gonna be next, okay? - What?

Little bit outside my jurisdiction.

It's a big thing, Frank.

- Phone. - I don't have one.

- Is it okay to say that? - Yeah.

Hey. Look, I'm Todd's mom.

Frank, you're scaring me. You're losing it.

- What are you talking about? - And I'm also not gay.

They use it for treating the lumber.

Who the fuck are you supposed to be, the Green Condom?

Kick in my bedroom door, and you'd probably find me watching TV

Un-fucking-believable.

Ever since I was little, I've always wanted a friend

God, I wish I had a son like you.

Welcome back. Breaking News.

And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.

God damn it! I'm gonna be 18 in eight months, for Christ's sakes.

doubleview isn't singleview or multidirectionalview or oceoffcliff or OCDsanction or bumblepoo or bumpyentrancecaroince or neverview or doubleledge or pressurehospitalgrove or doublesound or sardienesfisherpasshall.

That's pretty cool.

Does this work like a regular microwave or what?

- Dave's what? - Not now.

You're back on the powder now, as well?

he would have been proud of both of us.

Hey, I read those old Ditko Spider-Mans you gave me.

And I'm just one click away. Redmist. Org.

We gotta get over it,

Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?

But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.

And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.

Todd and Marty.

Even the good parts were totally surreal.

I was such a mess.

This colorful individual has been all over the news this week

What happened? This guy happened.

I don't... I don't mind you talking business, Dad.

- There's a rumor going around... - Right.

You do know the police could have traced this right back to you if they'd found it?

I didn't say he looked like Batman.

'cause you're gonna be using it in about five minutes.

I'm telling you, the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.

had some bad motherfuckers for friends, and they think we did that shit.

Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant.

Good call, baby doll.

You know I volunteer at the needle exchange.

So if you were hoping for any,

You have done self tan before, right?

- Oh, my God. - I know. If it makes you feel any better,

guys like Rasul, they get mixed up in stuff...

you'd think one would give it a try.

I mean, like, to be honest with you,

- Of course not, no. - Thank you.

Red Mist! Red Mist!

We go now over live to the countdown clock as we are moments away.

What kind of rumor is that?

Do you hear me? They're on to you.

This is not the life for Mindy.

Come on, be honest with yourself.

NOW Switch to Viva Royyyyyyaaaale!

I thought they were looking for Kick-Ass.

Fire is our friend.

My God, I... I owe you.

Is this how you brainwashed Mindy?

Dude, that is one gay-looking Taser.

Get the lighter!

Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers

'cause either they'll expose your secret identity...

Or you could just stay.

He was so young. No one should have to die that way.

I just can't figure out why nobody does.