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MOMMY I WANT A KICKASS PARTY

But as word of mouth continues to spread,

currently streaming live on the Internet.

Hi, I'm Hit Girl.

Can I make a confession?

City's guardian by night.

and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?

I hate getting punched in the chest.

That's not even true. The medic threw my clothes away.

You deserve better.

Thanks, Marty, this is really fucking helping me.

We'll have our hot chocolate when we get back.

Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.

Murder, superheroes breaking into my bedroom,

And who knows, buddy, this might even get you laid.

Outside your jurisdiction?

Two cheap-shit losers screwing with a car

And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.

Tu te sens invisible sur Insta

It's okay. We're cool. We're only gonna miss the trailers.

Shit! Fuck me, that kind of hurt.

- Louie? Hey, Chris. - Or somebody. It doesn't have to be Louie.

Yeah, it's gonna have a meltdown.

"The glass of fashion and the mold of form

Look, I'm really, really sorry.

that someone probably worked their ass off to pay for.

I'm so glad you're here.

my dad wouldn't be.

And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.

- Hey, what are you doing? - There are people in there.

Rumors have it that this will be Kick-Ass's farewell appearance,

This better be pretty serious, dude,

- Someone else jacked it last week. - Pussy.

You need us, put on your website that you're on vacation.

Yes, the silent killer.

He's going in the alley.

Due to the distressing nature of the images, we are unable to broadcast the events

What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?

It's on the floor right over there. Find the lighter.

Look at me. I look like a putz.

"And I, of ladies most deject and wretched..."

I can't help it. I do because I...

But they're not.

Since when I ask you fucks to deliver me Kick-Ass,

My mom has the burglar alarm on downstairs,

I'm good. Yeah, much better.

He's right. I'm sorry. I'm acting totally childish.

They said I was their inspiration,

Kind of fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.

Follow him, around the corner.

- That is cool. - Yeah.

- Do you know where that is? - No, but I'll just put it in the GPS.

I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows,

Okay you morons, let's see what you can do now.

- Holy shit. Have you guys noticed... - He's with Katie.

That motherfucker Kick-Ass burnt down my warehouse

Please, I know you have mistaken me for Kick-Ass,

He's his father's son.

It's 300,000 bucks.

I'd never felt more alone.

This is the last time. I totally swear.

Child, you know, that's because in the picture, it didn't have Gatling guns.