Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And after your reputation's ruined and your life is sufficiently miserable...
What, I'm a little edgy. I'm sorry, Clark.
What'd you open the door for?
If you don't mind my saying so, I think you have great legs.
Okay, the workers are out. Let's go.
And I'm not gonna let everything be ruined...
Good. Hey, we've had a long day.
...and he said he had some information about who this wack-a-doo is.
... all I can say is I'm an incurable romantic, and I just want to show the world...
Too bad there's not a button to push to find out what he was gonna say.
Good. Now...
I know you "senior journalists" have an image to uphold.
I couldn't figure out how the Prankster knew you'd be at the plant.
Is this another part of your colorful genius persona?
Clark!
Come on!
I'm sorry, but I had this sudden urge for pizza and a Mel Gibson movie.
Because I'm... I'm just not a very nice person, see?
Stop, you're embarrassing me.
Is that you? Lois?
How can you rig up something to electrocute a person over the telephone?
See, the weapon fires this gas plasma beam that vaporizes whatever it hits.
Yeah. I knew that.
It's just the most romantic thing.
- It's too tight. - Let me help.
I'm gonna even let you call the police. Come on.
"Lois Lane, let me be your designated hitter.
It's hard to come by in these parts.
His intense infatuation for me, his mechanical abilities...
If I were to tell you that I had...
Now, do you wanna know this guy's name or not?
But why steal a diamond and a computer chip?
...how much this project means to me.
Oh, tell her that I appreciate it, that's not...
I don't think she believes you, Victor. But maybe...
Diane, what do yellow roses mean?
This wouldn't be change, Clark. This would be morphing.
They wear those so the traces of plutonium don't stick to their shoes and get outside.
- Lois, it's after 11. - I know. I know it's late.
In about 15 minutes, she's gonna walk right into your arms.
- Yes? - This is for you.