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(GONG CRASHES)
Yeah, we heard you got pretty choked up.
Doesn't make sense.
Oh, come on, Diaz, they're a bunch of losers.
And who sends you these messages?
I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time.
This is... no, no, no, no.
That'll look bad doing that right in front of her.
DANIEL: Armand, come on.
As l'm saying, l'm working on it.
Whole life.
or were you just better at hiding it?
Yes, sensei.
Kyler told us what you said.
You're not even charging market rate.
Sorry, I know, that's, like, super gross, but, listen,
That's what we're working with here.
MIGUEL: Sensei, I need to show you something in the office.
If you want to beat them, you gotta conquer your fears
Your enemies don't care what day it is.
but he's still the same prick he was back in high school.
What's the second rule of the Way of the Fist?
(LOUDLY) You be quiet.
Yeah. Sure.
but I can scratch my own balls.
Absolutely.
Victory... oh, that's right, the one with the, uh,
It's a shithole.
(LAUGHTER)
Wait, you've been purging
JOHNNY: They prey on weakness.
So when it comes to business in the Valley,
that's being buttered up, huh?
Are you sure?
l'm trying to meet that special someone.
So what? He's an asshole.
Mm-hmm! (LAUGHS)
Tell me, what can Armand do for you?
Hey.
Don't give me this "sexist" bullshit.