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Gold-plated.
Ooh.
l'm sorry.
(FAINT METAL MUSIC ON HEADPHONES)
small business like yours... More-more power to you.
(GRUNTING)
There's no tapping in karate.
Oh, that's so sweet, honey.
to work this out... Therapy or acupuncture
paying for child support.
(BELL DINGS)
- Shut up... - (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
Okay, be quiet, my son is sleeping.
Look, this cabrón's trying to double our rent.
What a pussy.
- SHANNON: Bye. - Love you too.
I think we can work something out.
What do you want with a crappy strip mall in Reseda?
She's a girl, l'm not gonna...
the karate dojo in it, right?
Don't just stand there. Fight!
If you happen to have 60,000 more of these
This is all pretty much trash.
All right, what about the Nintendo?
So, you want me to scratch your balls.
Yeah.
Reseda? I only have one strip mall in Reseda.
JOHNNY: Now, are you ready, Ms. Robinson?
DANIEL: So let's talk real estate.
I don't know, you can't pay, I get other tenant!
Aren't you desperate for new students?
And stretch.
JOHNNY: That's it. It's the best thing l've got.
- Ugh! - (GROANS)
All I know is, I want the Danny LaRusso
DANIEL: Got any red spray paint?
Yeah, if it were mint, l'd throw you 5 bucks,
Yeah, it all happened so fast. Everything just came together.
(DOOR OPENS)
ARMAND: Uh, yeah, it's a great deal.
Aw...
you don't realize how hard it is to meet a good man.
(DOOR CLICKS SHUT)
I get mean texts and emails sent to me.