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All right, you know what?
You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime.
No.
(CELL PHONE ALARM BEEPING)
Yeah, um, I don't know.
Think it's funny to spread lies about me?
I just wanted to tweak Zarkarian
(LAUGHTER)
JOHNNY: And? I thought you said women were equal to men.
I don't like it. The straw's screwy.
and she says it's, like, lower in calories or something.
- Mm-hmm. - And then I saw this.
MAN: Oh, great. We got a bunch of stuff
(BELL DINGS)
Good, because when l'm done with you,
- Hello. - Ah, shit.
was your enemy's friend coming at you from behind?
Are you sure you're right-handed?
Wow, this is an impressive high school transcript.
Oh, just checking out the neighborhood.
We were supposed to go to a concert together.
Let me look.
Looks like we're in business.
Want to make dinner and, uh, watch a movie?
Enjoy puking out your burritos, Yas.
You got weight, use it. Ready?
- You see what you've done? - What do we do?
(SCREAMING)
No, it's fine, it's fine. Don't... just don't be a baby.