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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and she says it's, like, lower in calories or something.
Let me look.
I don't like it. The straw's screwy.
No, it's fine, it's fine. Don't... just don't be a baby.
Wow, this is an impressive high school transcript.
Good, because when l'm done with you,
(SCREAMING)
Looks like we're in business.
was your enemy's friend coming at you from behind?
Think it's funny to spread lies about me?
Are you sure you're right-handed?
Enjoy puking out your burritos, Yas.
No.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, just checking out the neighborhood.
- You see what you've done? - What do we do?
Yeah, um, I don't know.
We were supposed to go to a concert together.
(BELL DINGS)
You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime.
You got weight, use it. Ready?
All right, you know what?
(CELL PHONE ALARM BEEPING)
I just wanted to tweak Zarkarian
JOHNNY: And? I thought you said women were equal to men.
- Hello. - Ah, shit.
MAN: Oh, great. We got a bunch of stuff
- Mm-hmm. - And then I saw this.
Want to make dinner and, uh, watch a movie?