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The bitterness of the chocolate brings out the sourness in the milk.
Hmm. So, what you're saying is...
Wait a minute. You thought I cost you that promotion because you're gay?
How did you get her to change her mind?
And blanks. Sorry. I just never think of jokes.
Yeah, they're being weird right now.
I hate being friends with you!
We received our grade.
Wait. Wait. Wait. You've got to promise me you won't let them give me the operation.
But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
Here's what's about to happen.
I told you, Jake. We're not that kind of friends.
He needs to smoke some weed
"Teachers need a break, too, Amy."
All right. Got your PJs on, read you a story,
He wouldn't listen to me. He said I was a "work friend".
He was supposed to be my silent partner,
unless a sweet maize-head has changed your mind.
I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk. I've had a couple,
No, you were right. This is the best job I've ever had,
Couples counseling? Sorry for wasting your time.
No, his body is so physically massive
Sorry, Terry turned my spine into a loose stack of pebbles.
Two-toned graphs? You think you can distract me
The text reads, "Your ideas are dumb-dumb batter
All right, let's get going and interview that suspect.
He needs to
before I complete my evaluation?