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me and a future where you're not my captain anymore.
Oh, that's great.
Yes! Thank you, Dr. Penis-off!
This cost me so much money.
Wait a minute. I didn't tell you about that.
Oh, God!
And?
this line of business to make friends.
Hello, Raymond.
See you on the other side.
Hey, there, Sarge. Not to pry, but I couldn't help but overhear
because you're so full of protein.
We were doomed the minute she slithered into the precinct.
I don't have proof, but the guy who did this to me
Oh, my God. You really shouldn't have.
does not mean we are friends.
What about the time you destroyed my personnel file while I was undercover?
mind your own business toma conta da sua vida
Didn't have to.
I don't know. I guess I didn't really think of you
Jake, I have no idea what you're talking about, but good luck.
Everything's cool.
Would you care for a drink?
Same old Ray Holt. All sizzle, no steak.
Don't sweet-talk me, Holt.
Can you think of anyone who might want to harm you?
Now, eat your carrots,
And you should never snip its wings.
Hey, Sarge, great news.
Hey, Rosa. Better file me under "E" for "Edgy."
So, he's kind of like our Grand Captain.
Boyle, Diaz, I want the evidence room organized beyond reproach.
I'm getting a vasectomy.
Me and my business school buddies get together every Monday
and I'm going to make you look like a Jamaican God of Rhythm.
to him outside of work, too. No.
You are good.