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Why do you look so terrible?
That is amazingly funny.
Classy. All right, well, we've taken up enough of your time.
It's my ex-wife Eleanor's engagement party.
I know, right? Finally, a dumb Brooklyn hipster
Looking good, Boyle.
Thank you.
Really? I would think making chocolate milk
but I got Deputy Chief Brandt this little basket of pears.
chocolate and milk.
I blew off my date, and instead, I'm going to spend a hellish evening
Jake, I have to tell you something.
Seems that way, based on what happened.
and it's closed for construction.
Wait. Please don't leave.
I haven't heard of Dark Milk, and I've never seen this man before.
Oh, my God. Is this goodbye?
Why don't I drive you?
Did you tell her we slept together twice?
That's what we call our regulars.
Uh-oh. Walk of shame. Same clothes as yesterday.
No big deal. Just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.
Dr. Mindel is the best couples counselor in the Park Slope area,
There's still so much I have to say to you.
But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
Well, I was closing up at around 11:00.
across the street.
No. You could go with me.
Thank you for coming. I wasn't sure if you'd get my message.
I'm going to talk about your Medal of Valor,
I haven't gotten an "F" since I failed recess in second grade.
That grade is the only thing standing between
It's one reason.
Dark milk isn't chocolate milk. Huh?
You're a huggy, good...
that I'm more than just a work friend.
Next thing I know,
Dude. Why are you going to your ex-wife's engagement party at all?
Getting a vasectomy
So, it's a pretty sweet view.