Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where were you on Monday around 10:00 p. M?

Unsurprisingly, I've been promoted above you.

I'm off to do some spot checks.

You know what? We'll talk about it tomorrow.

I have my make-up vasectomy this afternoon, so...

Like, like, right here.

That's not what a vasectomy is.

Psst. Psst, Jake. Mmm.

Hey, little bit of good news.

is a great way to make friends.

But first, he'll be sending a Deputy Chief to every precinct

that we didn't have enough anesthesia on hand.

Dude, your head is so small.

You thought she wrote mean stuff about you

Hey! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

But one time, I wore it out to dinner, and I was like,

The good news is, our evaluation will be done

Look, I'm sorry, okay? But the things you said when you were

The new NYPD commissioner is planning a complete reorganization of the force.

Hold it up. You're going to let some quack doctor just knife around down there?

Then, you fell on top of me and changed the shape of my skeleton forever.

I tried to stop Sarge from getting his tubes tied.

but she had to cancel.

Also, there's a, uh, pilates studio with a huge window