Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mind your own business.

Have a good one.

I am a little conflicted about having a vasectomy.

Where do you keep your brains?

We weren't able to do the procedure.

Thanks for taking care of me.

I'm going to laugh at all your jokes.

because my wife's out of town with the girls.

I mean, I'm the chocolate and you're the milk

Come here, phone.

have a heart-to-heart about your vasectomy,

I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk. I've had a couple

Okay. But I have my vasectomy today,

I just got assigned such a dope stabbing.

"Jamaican Me Marry You". So good.

He's walking out. Just like your father did.

"in a stupid pancake, you steaming pile of human fences."

I had to compromise everything I stand for.

the night of the stabbing?

And thank you, adorable little baby, who's probably giving

"Instead, make a tiny muscular friend for me to play with."

No. No. No! Come here.

This is teat-to-mouth raw cow's milk.

Well, thank you for your time.

now that we're knocking boots.