Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because my wife's out of town with the girls.

Where do you keep your brains?

I just got assigned such a dope stabbing.

the night of the stabbing?

No. No. No! Come here.

Come here, phone.

I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk. I've had a couple

I had to compromise everything I stand for.

I mean, I'm the chocolate and you're the milk

This is teat-to-mouth raw cow's milk.

Well, thank you for your time.

He's walking out. Just like your father did.

Thanks for taking care of me.

Mind your own business.

"in a stupid pancake, you steaming pile of human fences."

"Instead, make a tiny muscular friend for me to play with."

"Jamaican Me Marry You". So good.

have a heart-to-heart about your vasectomy,

Have a good one.

now that we're knocking boots.

We weren't able to do the procedure.

I'm going to laugh at all your jokes.

And thank you, adorable little baby, who's probably giving

I am a little conflicted about having a vasectomy.

Okay. But I have my vasectomy today,