Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trunk to skunk?

NYPD! Put down the scalpel and step away from my work friend's wiener tubes!

which would have fast-tracked my career.

Okay. In you go.

I'm mad because you tried to get me thrown off the force.

I think we both know what I'm about to say.

cancel your vasectomy, grab some drinks, laugh about the time

and I was wondering if you wanted to go, as friends.

I assume that was autocorrected from "feces".

Promise me, Tiny Head. Promise me!

from this precinct's problems with a flashy presentation?

This is your lead? Why are we here?

Anybody else? This is your last chance.

When's the last time you had a carrot?

You were trying to make me disappear.

Listen, my ex-wife's throwing an engagement party this weekend

I left around 10:00, took the subway home,

So, he has no filter whatsoever?

Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely.

Well, I took the subway here,

to make a good impression.

So, look, we'll work this thing together

Hey. Cut it out, Cake Boy.

That's not a good sign.

Are we going to be graded or is this

All right, I promise. I promise.

but let's go chop off that penis

the night before she was to turn it in.

Wait! ...friend.

because of the night before.

Just curious, does your system have pluses in it?