Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

of helmets they should wear little tin foil hats because you know,

Bye Bye My Little Egg Timers

Oh, Randy! It's happening!

Sunshine and happy thoughts.

Yeah, and that doesn't make a lot

your little compass there tells you where they are.

and make a four course meal for all of you.

Sarcasm… Is a thing.

Oh. Well, that's okay, Butters.

I just -- I just really enjoy

I'm so good at sucking I should work at a Thai massage parlor.

me and the boys on a friday night

you think there's a correlation between sarcasm and sarcastaball?

we've decided to go without kickoffs

getting knocked on da gwooound and tackwled.

I need an extra burst of energy to get me through a game.

You can't tell me what to do!

Whoop dee fucking do.

we don't kids getting hurt playing football.

so awesome on offense I was really scared.

but Jackson appears to think he's in his car,

we're through with our kids

let's work on that kick off change and get back to some football.

Thank you, Doctor.

Let's just hope nothing like this ever happens again.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa..

Did you see that hit?

it's about sportsmanship and compassion.

The guys are right.

You must feel like a real winner.

As we bring you today's match up

Manning has the ball.

He's saying mean things to try to piss us off.

coach of the South Park sarcastaball team?

Yeah. The players should all wear bras and instead

But-ters! But-ters! But-ters!

Who needs a coach?