Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, I would love to be the coach of the sarcastaball team.

Kids are starting to make

Then you should've booked seats together. Yeah like I was really gonna pay to pick my seat.

Okay, before we get started with this

Since football is so barbaric we should change too!

Yeah, you know what,

Sarcasm like that is homophobic,

All right, first string cover those wideouts.

I have no idea how to go out on

Martonius Jackson catches the ball!

Wow, this game is great!!!!

sarcasm might not be such a great thing for your brain.

I'm so good at sucking I should work at a Thai massage parlor

How would the bras and tinfoil hats make it safer?

I realize some of my goo has come out.

forget about what this sport has done to me.

This game is stupid.

Let's just hope nothing like this ever happens again.

That's good Peyton,

we should have like ten sarcastaball

he doesn't have time for us.

our nations youth embrace sarcastaball over traditional football.

That gooey goodness inside you

But I always make sure I keep it,

That kid's probably grounded for a month.

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends o' mine!

Oh right, I'm sorry.

See, while we're at it,

Somebody should let him know,